How many other sites offer you Blemmyes in TWO SPEEDS?
Dear 'Nuremburg Chronicle' Editor
Today I saw the first farting tap-dancing alien of Spring. He was wearing a Scramble Suit and chasing Ann Althouse. Then the dough boiling in oil suddenly shot out of kitchen pots.
Yours
Horace Arbuthnot-Cholmondeley (Col.) (ret.)
This Blemmyes is waiting patiently for Substance McGravitas to give him a jetpack. PATIENTLY I say.
I've been here for the whole damn evolution of the whole damn thing and I STILL feel like I don't get it...
ReplyDeleteShe's going to have get another box of majike elixir...
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I STILL feel like I don't get it...
ReplyDeleteWould you prefer her to be pursued by a farting tap-dancing winged alien?
Female hyenas have pseudo-penises which make them look like males.
ReplyDelete...what a laugh
Some think it must be a crushing disappointment to have a pseudo-penis but it's really not that bad.
ReplyDeleteHow could those strides be other than purposeful?
ReplyDeleteMaybe a tad long.
if it were a stance, it might be wide
ReplyDelete(2 things going at the same speed is 2 speeds?)
I cannot abide pseudo intellectual peni. Posers!
ReplyDeleteI'd hate to see the A-Lemmy.
ReplyDeleteHey! My eyes are down here!
ReplyDeleteThere's no New Zealand jetpack program?
ReplyDeleteWould you prefer her to be pursued by a farting tap-dancing winged alien?
ReplyDeleteWhy, yes, in fact I would.
I am much more comfortable with reality based animation....