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Monday, October 8, 2012

A giant loaf of bread is climbing up Cologne Cathedral

Your argument is invalid.

If threatened by predators or cathedral defenders, the giant bread will protect itself by sprouting an array of nails and pretending to be a Wiwaxia corrugata, 510 million years old and probably stale.

HA fooled you for a minute. In fact it is not a giant loaf of bread, but a normal-sized paramecium snuggling up to a very small model of the Domkirche.

I do not rate for the concept but it was probably unavoidable once Peter Jackson had bought the rights to film Surface Tension.
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11 comments:

  1. ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®©October 8, 2012 at 7:51 AM

    I would see the film version of Surface Tension...
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  2. Big Bad Bald BastardOctober 8, 2012 at 9:52 AM

    I do not rate for the concept but it was probably unavoidable once Peter Jackson had bought the rights to film Surface Tension.

    Undersea hobbitses... who knew?

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  3. ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®©October 8, 2012 at 11:37 AM

    Furthermore.
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  4. Sirius LunacyOctober 8, 2012 at 2:13 PM

    Further, furthermore.

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  5. Sirius LunacyOctober 8, 2012 at 2:14 PM

    Undersea hobbitses... who knew?

    It's a bitch to keep the pipeweed lit though!

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  6. Substance McGravitasOctober 8, 2012 at 2:31 PM

    THese guys can do it.

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  7. mikeyOctober 8, 2012 at 2:41 PM

    That which is incorrectly labeled "Meat" is most certainly a hunk of nicely aged Parmesan.

    See, that's the problem with all these Heald College Graphic Arts graduates. They can't tell their cheese from their meat n shit...

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  8. Smut ClydeOctober 8, 2012 at 3:26 PM

    I'm still wondering about the three little bunny puppets at the bottom of the scene.

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  9. Henning PfeiferOctober 8, 2012 at 4:18 PM

    A Bread can be like a giant Slug. Hey Smut clyde, didnt you guys posted 2 years ago someting about Armanita Muscaria, The Fly Agaric Mushroom in the "Riddled" Blog?
    I photographed some very beautiful examples and posted them on my Blog! Perhaps this is interesting for you...
    http://henningpfeifer.blogspot.de/

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  10. Smut ClydeOctober 8, 2012 at 5:38 PM

    Steinpilz as well! Nom nom nom!

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  11. Sirius LunacyOctober 9, 2012 at 8:09 AM

    See, that's the problem with all these Heald College Graphic Arts graduates. They can't tell their cheese from their meat n shit...


    To be fair, if it's aged enough the meat does get pretty cheesy.

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