Later, the researchers decided that concealing a microphone within the bowl of flowers was less likely to be noticed than a webcam.
Memo to self: Animate painting. Occasional blinks would be good.
Also too UPDATED with Bonus Plant-related Sensory Concealment for surveillance.
Oh, look! An iris!
ReplyDeleteCarrion, my wayward son.
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Howcumzit nobody ever puts a small piece of tape or something over the little flasshing red light?
ReplyDeletePsssshhhh.
ReplyDeleteThunder had a picture of this plant with a bee on it like a month ago.
According to the rollover text, it's called Eyeballis Horticulturis, and it is raised commercially in the production of contact lens fluid...
It's an eye-flower from an eye-plant, if pollinated properly you will eventually get an eye-pod.
ReplyDeleteThen it will die for no good reason.
ReplyDeleteThese really suck as a surveillance device because the eye closes for around eight hours a day, more if the weather channel's on.
ReplyDeletesuck as a surveillance device
ReplyDeleteStudies showed that a mouth and tongue could be concealed within a bowl of flowers, but provided little useful information.
Keep fucking that hen and chicken plant.
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