The prophet Habbakuk was promptly arrested by the TSA and held under suspicion of possessing a pressure-detonated explosive device.
UPDATED with Bonus foot-fixing.
That pedo-joint might still be working if the robot had worn unusually large boots stuffed with layers of insoles.
This comforts me. It's smart to be mistrustful of people who wear insoles and ornate watches. Why? I don't know. What do I look like? Some fucking TSA agent?
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He can put his foot on his own tower? Now that's what I call flexible.
ReplyDeleteI think it's admirable dood's gonna fix his own foot and all, but often these DIY projects go a bit astray. Somehow I sense a Zimmer Frame in his future...
ReplyDeleteStuffing the pedo
ReplyDeleteI was under the impression that a pedo joint was an R. Kelly song.
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