As promised, the Riddled Beer Fridge does appear to be larger on the inside than on the outside, though only to the extent that a clearly-labeled six-pack left within it one night is lost in infinite space when one goes looking for it the next day during an attack of unexpected sobriety. What is really inconvenient, though, is when the beer-fridge just disappears from the office, only to be found some time later in the middle of bush along the Polehill Track.
If we catch up with that mysterious vender, he will be hoist on his own petardis.
What is really inconvenient, though, is when the beer-fridge just disappears from the office, only to be found some time later in the middle of bush along the Polehill Track.
ReplyDeleteWith the beer replaced by boots! The horror!
If you want one of those beers, the easiest way to get there is to take the train.
ReplyDeletea clearly-labeled six-pack left within it one night is lost in infinite space when one goes looking for it
ReplyDeleteShow me a beer fridge in which this miracle does not occur.
Smut is YET AGAIN trying to claim his name is "Ale." It is not and no one is fooled.
ReplyDeleteThe thing that pisses me off about those things is that you read the fine print on the warranty and there is an asterisk beside "infinity".
ReplyDeletethe easiest way to get there is to take the train.
ReplyDeleteWhat kind of a sick twisted person would graffiti a locomotive with the gravitational field equation? Other than mikey, I mean.
Whoa there, Mr. Clyde, if that is your real name. I have an alibi. I was in the Upper Cretaceous at the time of the tagging, hunting Hadrosaurs...
ReplyDeleteSpeight's is a brewery in Dunedin, New Zealand. Speight's is famous for its promotional branding based on being 'a real southern man' and being 'the pride of the south'.
ReplyDeleteTake it away, Neil...
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What kind of a sick twisted person would graffiti a locomotive with the gravitational field equation?
ReplyDeleteSomething something Ysgol Emrys ap Iwan something.