Tuesday, March 19, 2013

Feeling threatened by Lake Como, Lake Maggiore acted in self-defense under the "Stand your Ground" law

Italian lacustrine geography makes more sense when you realise that whoever designed the lakes was evidently modelling them on Jack Vance aliens.

6 comments:

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

"Servants of The Wanker"?

mikey said...

The really cool thing is the Rube Goldberg designed poop detector mounted on Maggiore's left thigh...

Apparently, in order to post this, I have to hand over 159 scatons.

Do you have change for an 800 scaton note?

Smut Clyde said...

Tell you want, mikey, round it up to 1000 scatons and we'll throw in a second-hand Lugano Laser Gun from the gift-shop.

Substance McGravitas said...

Lake Maggiore's gonna make that other lake a crater lake.

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

"Servants of The Wanker"?

I remember reading that the book was sold in gay-friendly adult bookstores in the UK.

Gotta dig that cover for The Dirdir- it looks like a BOC cover. Too bad those boys from Long Island never wrote a song about Ankhe at Afram Anacho the Dirdirman.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

Too bad those boys from Long Island never wrote a song about Ankhe at Afram Anacho the Dirdirman.

Are you certain? There were parts of Imaginos....