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Friday, April 19, 2013

As the water come rushing over
As the water come rushing in

Our enthusiasm for this new deluge-related approach to local-government protests knows no bounds:
WHEELING - Opponents of a proposed natural gas frack water recycling plant in Warwood inundated City Council Chambers Tuesday in hopes of keeping the facility out of their neighborhood.

Sadly, the article omits details as to how the inundation was achieved (e.g. bucket brigade or broken fire hydrant). Readers are therefore invited to vote for:

1. River diverted to run through the Corridors of Power.


2. Giant crying eye in the sky.

3. Lady's glove endowed with hydrogogic powers.

Ah, memories of Kennington in 1988 with Cathy and Kerry and Stu and the rest of the crowd:


UPDATE: Changed title because. Also, BONUS 7th-Century painting of "Flood Scene near Hundertwasser-designed Council Chambers".
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9 comments:

  1. Big Bad Bald BastardApril 20, 2013 at 12:34 AM

    River diverted to run through the Corridors of Power.

    Good luck cleaning up that particular Augean Stables

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  2. ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®©April 20, 2013 at 4:50 AM

    Good to see that this blog recycles.
    ~

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  3. ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®©April 20, 2013 at 5:31 AM

    ...IN ACCORDANCE WITH THE PROPHECY.
    ~

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  4. El ManquécitoApril 20, 2013 at 7:21 AM

    Suggested theme song:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cY96UGHG-j4

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  5. El ManquécitoApril 20, 2013 at 7:22 AM

    Let's try that again.

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  6. mikeyApril 20, 2013 at 11:35 AM

    I was expecting at least ONE option that included much urination in your nation...

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  7. Substance McGravitasApril 20, 2013 at 1:23 PM

    Sadly, the article omits details as to how the inundation was achieved

    Righteous Bubba paved the way. Or peed it.

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  8. tigrisApril 20, 2013 at 2:20 PM

    Righteous Bubba paved the way.

    He was a Prince of a guy.

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  9. Smut ClydeApril 20, 2013 at 2:56 PM

    Good to see that this blog recycles.

    Jokes don't suddenly stop being funny just because we've told them five times already.

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