Riddled Enterprises latest product achieves a long hoped for combination of historical theme and sausages. Now your children can learn about the fascinating, mysterious and economically important world of the Salted Pineapple Trade while enjoying a hearty (or harty) meal of venison sausages.
"Mmmm, history!" your kids will say.
Actual product my differ from that shown, may even be in a tin that was accidentally labelled "Tropicana Cat Fud with Pineapple"
Cervid Miranda!
ReplyDeleteYou're gonna have to Cervine somebody
ReplyDeleteAs long as our Deer Fiends stop eating the (poisonous) mountain laurels!@*(#$^!
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Once again ontology recapitulates orogeny.
ReplyDeleteI've heard of a Horn of Plenty, but Antlers of Plenty?
ReplyDeleteWouldn't mock FUD if I were you.
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