Also too, don't forget Act Like a Jack Vance Character Day.
The bottle is then riddled, so that the lees settles in the neck of the wine bottle... Manual riddling is still done for Prestige Cuvées in Champagne... mechanised riddling equipment (a gyropalette) is used instead. (Wikipedia)
Sounds like an ad hominem.
ReplyDeleteOn the teevee during sporting events recently there is a bombardment of commercials for a lawn care products company called Scotts. The spokesman's name is Scott, he's Scottish - has the accent, but not TOO heavy, that would turn Americans off, wears a plaid shirt and has a little black scotty dog because hey, we prefer to get our lawn care advice from a perfect stereotype.
ReplyDeleteBut anyway, there's your Scotsman commentary for the weekend.
Since when do Scotsmen know anything about lawns? If they could grow actual lawns they'd raise cattle, not sheep.
ReplyDelete"Burt, here, would like to meet another nice big asparagus"
ReplyDelete...a perfect stereotype
ReplyDeletedoes he yell "Git off ma lawn!
has the accent, but not TOO heavy
ReplyDeleteThere's Scottish accents and then there are other Scottish accents.
Glaswegian, for instance, would not sell lawns. I would even hesitate about buying grass from the speaker.
Nympharium privileges will be suspended until the quality of blog posts ascends to Empyrean heights.
ReplyDeleteI demand adjudication, is there a Dirdirman Immaculate on the premises?
Just servants of the Wank if their Nympharium privileges are withheld.
ReplyDeleteJust servants of the Wank if their Nympharium privileges are withheld.
ReplyDeleteTigris surely rates the Sea Dragon Conqueror mask.
Tigris surely rates the Sea Dragon Conqueror mask.
ReplyDeleteHappy to oblige.
Moon Moth also available.
Happy to oblige.
ReplyDeleteMoon Moth also available.
Papercuts! Ouch. Ouch. Ouch. Ouch.
Now I need to respond to one of those "grow your manhood 2-4 inches" and grow myself a 2-4 inch man-hood to mask.
ReplyDeleteForeskin holocaust!
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