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Friday, May 3, 2013

Leif Ericson and Thorfinn Karlsefni are mortally offended

Also insulted: Sundry Spanish, Portuguese, Huguenots and French persons, and Madoc ab Owain Gwynedd. Not to mention various groups of Paleoamericans.

As for the Roanoke colonists, their feelings are so badly hurt that they've gone to Croatan.
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6 comments:

  1. Big Bad Bald BastardMay 4, 2013 at 4:26 AM

    Are the researchers sure the girl wasn't eaten by unipeds?

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  2. ckc (not kc)May 4, 2013 at 8:46 AM

    None of those others spoke English - ergo not real Americans

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  3. Smut ClydeMay 4, 2013 at 3:17 PM

    eaten by unipeds

    We have often warned about the dangerous consequences of the Atomic Theory and Atomic Exchange for bicycle riders. Bad things also happen to unicyclists.

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  4. Sirius LunacyMay 4, 2013 at 4:11 PM

    None of those others spoke English - ergo not real Americans

    Also, they are not colonist, theyre just squatters.

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  5. ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®©May 5, 2013 at 4:27 AM

    Gnaw, it's true.
    ~

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  6. Sirius LunacyMay 5, 2013 at 10:11 AM

    Timothy, Timothy where on earth did you go?

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