Friday, November 22, 2013

A Modern Myth of Things Seen in the Sky [updated]


When we saw the misshapen red entities on the after-hours surveillance footage from the Old Entomologist we thought they were ordinary orbs, losing their shape on exposure to the fumes of Barrel-Aged Goosefeathers Goat Purge (shoddy workmanship... cheap materials... not decent robust orbs like the ones when we were young). Do you like how Another Kiwi's hat always stays in place? I have no idea how he manages that.

The deformity seems to be their natural state, however, since it is equally evident when they are following Google Map vehicles around certain sites of spiritual significance and hovering just above the camera:


In other news, I appear to be alone in imagining a Yo La Tengo / Nena cross-over, "99 Screaming Lead Luftballons".
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5 comments:

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

He lives right there in that red cloud, S.C.

Don'tcha see?
~

Yastreblyansky said...

Or is that red thing the actual Google Maps balloon that points at your destination, with the big letter A presumably on the other side?

Sirius Lunacy said...

I believe those are the orb's sex organs descending in those pictures. What you have there is solid evidence of orb teabagging activities.

mikey said...

In other news, I appear to be alone in imagining a Yo La Tengo / Nena cross-over, "99 Screaming Lead Luftballons".


At least we actually DO have the Goldfinger cover version, which will serve us very well under these conditions...

Big Bad Bald Bastard said...

I would have responded earlier, but I've been watching Nena videos for the past four hours.

I think I may have hurt myself.