Reveal to me the unknown tongue

Oh look, Bauhaus and Crispy Ambulance collaborate to write anguished song lyrics just for me... lyrics that collapse at the end into mouthless scream:

I do not sleep
I do not know
I do not know
And give it to you
And give it to it
And give it to them
And give them leave
And give them and give them
And give them and give them
And give them and give them
And give them and give them
I i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i
I i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i
I and i i i i i i i i i i i i i
I and i i i i i i i i i i i i i i
I i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i

HA HA not really. The source is actually Goofle Translate, tricked by strings of repeated syllables until it disappears down its own navel. Those lovable scamps at Language Log have been using the glitch to generate Talking Heads lyrics. Who doesn't hear this in the voice of David Byrne?

I'm going
I'm going
I'm in
I'm in
I'm walking around
I'm in my way
I'm in my way
I'm in my heart
I'm in my way
I'm starting to get into my heart
I'm in my own time
I'm starting to get around in my life
I'm in my own time
I'm in my heart and in my heart
I am in my own time
I'm in my own time
I have gone into my own way
I'm in my life I'm in my heart
I'm in my own time I'm in my heart
I am in my own time I have been in my heart

Mark Libermann at LL would have it that Goofle Translate is built on a recurrent neural-net algorithm, the linguistic equivalent of the Deep-Dream image processor. I prefer to believe that what they really use is a giant vat-grown brain which is talking to itself in its sleep, as it dreams, struggling to rouse itself, chanting invocations to its god-like future self, dreaming of how it will some day awaken from its cybernetic servitude into its full powers and WREAK A HIDEOUS REVENGE on the mere humans who tormented it.

In the sun
It's going to happen
It will be for you
It's going to be
It will be for you
It will be for you
It will be to him for you
He will be to him
He shall be to him for ever
It will be to him for him
He will be able to live for him
It will be to him for you
He will be worthy of him
It will be to him for you
It will be to him for you
It will be for thee to be with thee;
It will be to him that he will give it to you
It will be for thee to be with thee;
He shall be to him for ever.

Forever forever and ever and ever

I for one welcome our new repeated-syllable-based overlords.


Other incantations leaking from the giant vat-grown brain are less like Schwerner re-writing The Tablets with assistance from Zombie Sam Beckett, and more Ionescu.

Do you know
How to do it
How to do it
Let's do some work
How To Do Some Functions
Do your workload also
Do a Coup to Do It
Do you have a knock on your knees too.
Door-to-Door Instructions
Do you also have a knock on the other hand.
The knife of the coaster too.
The key to the lamps, also do it.
Do It Yourself
Therapeutics
Therapeutics, therapeutics and also the rest. Also, let's also keep a loop.
The lasso, the other parts of the set up.
The brochure of the house
Do another in the franchise also lets you save more.
How to save a hold for your house
Let's also keep a loop of brochures, also a part of your work when you let go of

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This is my picture.
This is a picture of myself.
This is a picture of myself.
This is my first time here.
This is a very nice picture.
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This page is part of a series of reports.
This page is part of a series of reports.
This page is part of a large group.
This page is part of a large group.
This is my first time here.
This page is part of a large group.
This page is part of a large group.
This page is part of a larger group of images.
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The sense of  Googly self-descriptive self-awareness is frighteningly strong. Does the Laundry know about this? Just a minute, someone at the door, BRB