tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2814819843269246078.post2973608280925336628..comments2023-12-30T01:23:38.125-08:00Comments on Riddled: It's not rocket science, oops, actually it isHamish Mackhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18079552635307235197noreply@blogger.comBlogger25125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2814819843269246078.post-42394463966342976682010-02-19T03:58:03.044-08:002010-02-19T03:58:03.044-08:00My corn will remain unsqueezed!
As a doctor I endo...<i>My corn will remain unsqueezed!</i><br />As a doctor I endorse <a href="http://i50.tinypic.com/29ophkl.jpg" rel="nofollow">this non-corn-squeezing treatment</a>.Smut Clydehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09409476490132867809noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2814819843269246078.post-89886998813545014842010-02-18T18:10:57.136-08:002010-02-18T18:10:57.136-08:00a mason jar of corn sqeezins
A.K. appears not to...<i>a mason jar of corn sqeezins </i><br /><br />A.K. appears not to know what he's missing. <br /><br />What, all you Anti-Pods have aged sake with your emuburgers, and such as?<br />~ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®©https://www.blogger.com/profile/06252371815131259831noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2814819843269246078.post-58052658914226367612010-02-18T18:07:09.818-08:002010-02-18T18:07:09.818-08:00a script for a de-worming agent
However well-writ...<i>a script for a de-worming agent</i><br /><br />However well-written, I can't see <i>The adventures of A De-Worming Agent</i> displacing the next James Bond movie.Smut Clydehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09409476490132867809noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2814819843269246078.post-91095521714794991512010-02-18T17:19:38.182-08:002010-02-18T17:19:38.182-08:00Sir, the marine worms are all that hold the place ...Sir, the marine worms are all that hold the place together. Occasionally they eat that which they ought not, BUT I will not administering corn squeezins to them now or in the future, Sir. <br />My corn will remain unsqueezed!<br />Good day to you, Sir.Hamish Mackhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18079552635307235197noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2814819843269246078.post-87709289419156144642010-02-18T17:16:27.925-08:002010-02-18T17:16:27.925-08:00No such thing as a sane gnome. Those dudes are cra...No such thing as a sane gnome. Those dudes are crayyyzeeee.fishhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01522672049371678717noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2814819843269246078.post-15735156741212934832010-02-18T17:07:18.676-08:002010-02-18T17:07:18.676-08:00It's those freakin Marine Worms. You can'...It's those freakin Marine Worms. You can't have them squirmin' around randomly chomping on shit without eventually them biting a hole in something important.<br /><br />Thing is, MOST people would get a script for a de-worming agent, or at least drink a mason jar of corn sqeezins or something on wrong side of toxic to get the nasty little fuckers moving on.<br /><br />Gnome sane?mikeyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13057701313718589322noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2814819843269246078.post-52084779976752625712010-02-18T16:53:55.223-08:002010-02-18T16:53:55.223-08:00Zombie Rotten Macdonald wins this weeks observant ...Zombie Rotten Macdonald wins this weeks observant reader prize *opens envelope* The Blow on the Head!!<br />Congratulations, no hand shake necessaryHamish Mackhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18079552635307235197noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2814819843269246078.post-52923889120366796642010-02-18T16:42:46.028-08:002010-02-18T16:42:46.028-08:00riddled is broken. The recent comments dealio jus...riddled is broken. The recent comments dealio just repeats the recent posts BS.<br /><br />But I kinda figured you wanted it that way. either way, Imma blamin it on fish.zombie rotten mcdonaldhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10601960953323752278noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2814819843269246078.post-31141065947396291912010-02-18T11:53:12.657-08:002010-02-18T11:53:12.657-08:00One Metric shit-ton of jambalaya, air-delivered to...One Metric shit-ton of jambalaya, air-delivered to the McGravitas residence..zombie rotten mcdonaldhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10601960953323752278noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2814819843269246078.post-49549884201753216312010-02-18T11:49:50.712-08:002010-02-18T11:49:50.712-08:00That's just stewpid.That's just stewpid.Substance McGravitashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04118764163822188800noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2814819843269246078.post-67593009077325198252010-02-18T10:37:04.912-08:002010-02-18T10:37:04.912-08:00but at least there are no trebuchets involved.
NO...<i>but at least there are no trebuchets involved.</i><br /><br />NOT YET.<br /><br />or, perhaps they will be deploying the Jambalaya Cannon.zombie rotten mcdonaldhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10601960953323752278noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2814819843269246078.post-22851271923783050492010-02-18T09:30:30.126-08:002010-02-18T09:30:30.126-08:00As I have said, mikey's brainz is filled with ...As I have said, mikey's brainz is filled with interesting things....zombie rotten mcdonaldhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10601960953323752278noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2814819843269246078.post-7105407894542249422010-02-18T09:10:45.755-08:002010-02-18T09:10:45.755-08:00Hey, I LIKE that concept. My next party I'm g...Hey, I LIKE that concept. My next party I'm gonna have a naked girl jump out of a pot of Jambalaya. Messy, but compelling, and unquestionably artistic....mikeyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13057701313718589322noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2814819843269246078.post-44099954723951802362010-02-18T09:04:46.407-08:002010-02-18T09:04:46.407-08:00I disagree about the rocketry.
Looks more to me l...I disagree about the rocketry.<br /><br />Looks more to me like a zombie open air snake-and-Aryan Jambalya Party.zombie rotten mcdonaldhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10601960953323752278noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2814819843269246078.post-36925805436412846212010-02-18T08:00:53.328-08:002010-02-18T08:00:53.328-08:00I think the short track relay would be improved by...I think the short track relay would be improved by the addition of trebuchets.fishhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01522672049371678717noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2814819843269246078.post-72912069834130230712010-02-18T06:38:58.992-08:002010-02-18T06:38:58.992-08:00Orly Taitz likes NASA-talk, mikey?Orly Taitz likes NASA-talk, mikey?zombie rotten mcdonaldhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10601960953323752278noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2814819843269246078.post-91263131873632865552010-02-18T00:02:50.825-08:002010-02-18T00:02:50.825-08:00Teh rocket is a page in history. Innit?Teh rocket is a page in history. Innit?Hamish Mackhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18079552635307235197noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2814819843269246078.post-52455317834090496312010-02-17T22:53:14.203-08:002010-02-17T22:53:14.203-08:00Indeed you did. You meant "viles of due"...Indeed you did. You meant "viles of due".<br />In my day we only had migratory geese for our lunar expeditions AND WE THOUGHT OURSELVES LUCKY.Smut Clydehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09409476490132867809noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2814819843269246078.post-82087090856474010702010-02-17T22:32:52.369-08:002010-02-17T22:32:52.369-08:00Oh, double bing bang hell, I missed a typo.
My gr...Oh, double bing bang hell, I missed a typo.<br /><br />My grammar pedant credentials will have to be surrendered.Big Bad Bald Bastardnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2814819843269246078.post-27576192990941193242010-02-17T22:31:12.340-08:002010-02-17T22:31:12.340-08:00Roger, Devils and Bellows
Didn't they releas...<i>Roger, Devils and Bellows </i><br /><br />Didn't they release an album in 1973?<br /><br />The technology has changed, the proposed lunar mission is going to use <a href="http://www.uh.edu/engines/epi763.htm" rel="nofollow">vials of dew</a> as a propellent.Big Bad Bald Bastardnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2814819843269246078.post-31992481508544248402010-02-17T21:51:35.620-08:002010-02-17T21:51:35.620-08:00The rocket is now stationery.The rocket is now stationery.Smut Clydehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09409476490132867809noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2814819843269246078.post-32632261866976351412010-02-17T19:56:42.663-08:002010-02-17T19:56:42.663-08:00principals of multi-stage rockets
Engineers. JER...<i>principals of multi-stage rockets</i><br /><br />Engineers. JERKS!Substance McGravitashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04118764163822188800noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2814819843269246078.post-4835832845945152252010-02-17T18:43:24.192-08:002010-02-17T18:43:24.192-08:00A classic, Mikey. That's going to the Honors B...A classic, Mikey. That's going to the Honors Board.Hamish Mackhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18079552635307235197noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2814819843269246078.post-79980076846415392952010-02-17T18:10:56.555-08:002010-02-17T18:10:56.555-08:00Houston, CapCom, T minus 60. Status.
Devils are ...Houston, CapCom, T minus 60. Status.<br /><br />Devils are nominal.<br /><br />Bellows are go. Bellows 2 is below optimal pressure but in the green.<br /><br />Snakes are go. All parts of Blondie appear nominal.<br /><br />Roger, Devils and Bellows report go for liftoff. T minus thirty seconds and counting.<br /><br />Five, four, three, two, one, liftoff.<br /><br />We have liftoff on the Blondie launch to explore the madness of planet Bimler.<br /><br />Houston, CapCom. Staging Checklist.<br /><br />Roger, CapCom. Go for Staging.<br /><br />Winged Demons report second stage nominal. Initiate roll program in four, three, two, one, initiate roll program.<br /><br />Roger. Snakes report separation at T plus three minutes, thirteen seconds. Staging complete. Go for acceleration. <br /><br />CapCom, Houston. Telemetry reports a problem with the second stage. Winged demons are malfunctioning. Both primary and backup winged demons are outside the envelope and appear to be hacking away at the second stage with fire axes.<br /><br />Houston, CapCom. Say again, Fire Axes?<br /><br />CapCom, Houston. That's affirmative. They appear to be pissed.<br /><br />This is CapCom. At this time Houston is recommending an abort. We have a serious winged demon failure and second stage is compromised. Abort. Abort. Abort.<br /><br />[Static]mikeyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13057701313718589322noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2814819843269246078.post-12023240200183511162010-02-17T17:38:12.367-08:002010-02-17T17:38:12.367-08:00With the next stage comes acceptance, or is it mor...With the next stage comes acceptance, or is it more grief?<br />~ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®©https://www.blogger.com/profile/06252371815131259831noreply@blogger.com