tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2814819843269246078.post3373582493813105559..comments2023-12-30T01:23:38.125-08:00Comments on Riddled: Was this the day when the earth went through that purple gas cloud?Hamish Mackhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18079552635307235197noreply@blogger.comBlogger17125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2814819843269246078.post-75524314872137727122012-04-18T17:31:54.520-07:002012-04-18T17:31:54.520-07:00Was there tentacle porn that day? No? Mystery solv...Was there tentacle porn that day? No? Mystery solved.Dr.KennethNoisewaterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07756205027083077404noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2814819843269246078.post-49633494792291927972012-04-16T02:06:05.645-07:002012-04-16T02:06:05.645-07:00mikey, this is stupid stuff...mikey, this is stupid stuff...Smut Clydehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09409476490132867809noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2814819843269246078.post-53088289975676244182012-04-15T23:23:01.586-07:002012-04-15T23:23:01.586-07:00There was a king reigned in the East:
There, when...There was a king reigned in the East:<br /> There, when kings will sit to feast,<br /> They get their fill before they think<br /> With poisoned belts and poisoned drink.<br /> He gathered all that springs to birth<br /> From the many-venomed earth;<br /> First a little, thence to more,<br /> He sampled all her killing store;<br /> And easy, smiling, seasoned sound,<br /> Sate the king when healths went round.<br /> They put arsenic in his meat<br /> And stared aghast to watch him eat;<br /> They poured strychnine in his cup<br /> And shook to see him drink it up...mikeyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13057701313718589322noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2814819843269246078.post-63679936939099391972012-04-15T18:06:56.066-07:002012-04-15T18:06:56.066-07:00Tell y'what. You stay here and eat your laundr...<i>Tell y'what. You stay here and eat your laundry.</i><br /><br />That would be particularly frustrating if you had just spent 5 years building up an immunity to iocaine-laced belt so as to safely share the meal.<br />This sort of thing used to be common among the English aristocracy. Don't tell me you've never heard of a belted Earl.Smut Clydehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09409476490132867809noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2814819843269246078.post-12695332623245209892012-04-15T17:35:09.990-07:002012-04-15T17:35:09.990-07:00How we know that the Challenger story is fiction:
...How we know that the Challenger story is fiction:<br /><i>and humanity is shocked into placing a higher value on life, and how well we spend what little time we are given.</i><br />What about slipping bits of belt into the victim's food, Mikey? In similar food things, like... Hey! Am I a crime writer??Hamish Mackhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18079552635307235197noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2814819843269246078.post-87308723958567290492012-04-15T17:14:49.253-07:002012-04-15T17:14:49.253-07:00Well, it seemed like SUCH a good idea when conceiv...Well, it seemed like SUCH a good idea when conceived, but then came the challenge of convincing the intended victim to ingest the fatal belt.<br /><br />Hey! What's up? You hungry?<br /><br />Umm, yeah, sure. I could eat.<br /><br />Dammit, I don't have a whole bunch of food in the house. How 'bout some of my belt?<br /><br />Your what?<br /><br />My belt? Don't sweat it, I have suspenders too. <br /><br />Dood, let's just go to Applebees.<br /><br />NO! Uh, I mean, no, that stuff'll kill you. But a good old hunk of belt? Yum-Oh!<br /><br />You're outta your mind. What, are you gonna have a pair of socks for desert?<br /><br />Hey! You ever had belt? Then you don't KNOW, do you?<br /><br />Tell y'what. You stay here and eat your laundry. I'm going to go get some, you know, FOOD. Sheesh.<br /><br />Dammit...mikeyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13057701313718589322noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2814819843269246078.post-7745800591904519942012-04-15T12:38:31.274-07:002012-04-15T12:38:31.274-07:00Reading The Poison Belt was deeply disappointing, ...Reading <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Poison_Belt" rel="nofollow">The Poison Belt</a> was deeply disappointing, for it did *not* involve the use of a toxic cummerbund as a murder weapon.Smut Clydehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09409476490132867809noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2814819843269246078.post-58955876707326511712012-04-15T11:26:46.815-07:002012-04-15T11:26:46.815-07:00Baaaah ahhh ahhh...
There you go. Purple cloud.
...<i>Baaaah ahhh ahhh...</i><br /><br />There you go. Purple cloud.<br /><br />But WAIT--- <br /><br />What was this post about?wileyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10234314999465951053noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2814819843269246078.post-45340227581563065772012-04-15T11:16:34.604-07:002012-04-15T11:16:34.604-07:00...are we up to 0 yet?...are we up to 0 yet?ckc (not kc)https://www.blogger.com/profile/05731097323974389961noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2814819843269246078.post-28663661346886540672012-04-14T22:38:17.809-07:002012-04-14T22:38:17.809-07:00What day?What day?Hamish Mackhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18079552635307235197noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2814819843269246078.post-88482550660800510702012-04-14T20:23:33.466-07:002012-04-14T20:23:33.466-07:00March 27?
I can't remember that day at all.
~...March 27?<br /><br />I can't remember that day at all.<br />~ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®©https://www.blogger.com/profile/06252371815131259831noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2814819843269246078.post-6046668150100240332012-04-14T20:23:11.932-07:002012-04-14T20:23:11.932-07:00Oddly, by some devilment or another, it seems that...Oddly, by some devilment or another, it seems that NONE of the food I eat is "low emission"...mikeyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13057701313718589322noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2814819843269246078.post-62469853655338347792012-04-14T20:20:13.353-07:002012-04-14T20:20:13.353-07:00"Was this the day when the earth went through...<i>"Was this the day when the earth went through that purple gas cloud?"</i><br /><br />So, <i>that</i> explains the ambulatory, carnivorous plants I had to fight on my way to work...<br /><br /><i>Oh! Earth day when we switched the interweb off and went and had a picnic.</i><br /><br />Was the food you ate on Earth Day low-emission?Big Bad Bald Bastardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01983025559556548658noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2814819843269246078.post-88420927806314904842012-04-14T20:07:33.415-07:002012-04-14T20:07:33.415-07:00He's trying to tell us something! What is it b...He's trying to tell us something! What is it boy?<br />Timmy's done a smell? <br />The little tyke! Heh hehHamish Mackhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18079552635307235197noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2814819843269246078.post-72678473800539593592012-04-14T20:02:42.976-07:002012-04-14T20:02:42.976-07:00Baaaah ahhh ahhh...Baaaah ahhh ahhh...mikeyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13057701313718589322noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2814819843269246078.post-58751144963836957962012-04-14T19:56:14.801-07:002012-04-14T19:56:14.801-07:00Hmmm. Purple gas cloud AND Earth Day could account...Hmmm. Purple gas cloud AND Earth Day could account for the lack of activity on that day. Anyone heard of people being turned into sheep lately? That would be different.wileyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10234314999465951053noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2814819843269246078.post-57121000052335496012012-04-14T19:23:40.185-07:002012-04-14T19:23:40.185-07:00I think that was the day when Obama bullied the in...I think that was the day when Obama bullied the internet.Substance McGravitashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04118764163822188800noreply@blogger.com