tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2814819843269246078.post433471428081619647..comments2023-12-30T01:23:38.125-08:00Comments on Riddled: I have felt your presents.Hamish Mackhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18079552635307235197noreply@blogger.comBlogger15125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2814819843269246078.post-70169349932704094862012-08-20T15:57:31.478-07:002012-08-20T15:57:31.478-07:00"OMG, this is all wrong. Empire Strikes Back?..."OMG, this is all wrong. Empire Strikes Back?" I think not. Too many Cherubim, not enough Seraphim. FAIL. FAIL. FAIL. I now have eye cancer from having having been witness this theatrical abortion.<br /><br />Paula, I see that flask. Simon Cowellhttp://superkaratemonkey.wordpress.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2814819843269246078.post-84553283027231585292012-08-20T14:20:45.093-07:002012-08-20T14:20:45.093-07:00Are those the radical union models who insist that...Are those the radical union models who insist that they pose anyway they want and the painter has to just deal with it? wileyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10234314999465951053noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2814819843269246078.post-45506682014187794192012-08-20T14:08:47.751-07:002012-08-20T14:08:47.751-07:00ITTGDY has a lot of buttzpah.
Scarce smelt amid t...ITTGDY has a lot of buttzpah.<br /><br /><i>Scarce smelt amid the snails below</i><br />They're going to be even scarcer if other fishes keep pissing on them.Smut Clydehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09409476490132867809noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2814819843269246078.post-1224847152322098072012-08-20T13:51:22.542-07:002012-08-20T13:51:22.542-07:00Who is that Benny Gesterat Thundra? I never heard ...Who is that Benny Gesterat Thundra? I never heard of the bum.Hamish Mackhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18079552635307235197noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2814819843269246078.post-26901117611247735752012-08-20T13:47:56.998-07:002012-08-20T13:47:56.998-07:00Indeed Mikey. The only thing I can think of is Sir...Indeed Mikey. The only thing I can think of is Sir Elton John's<br />"And it seems to me<br />that you lived your life<br />like pissing into the wind"Hamish Mackhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18079552635307235197noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2814819843269246078.post-69473008744456807622012-08-20T13:12:46.774-07:002012-08-20T13:12:46.774-07:00If'n you ask me, not enough poems contain refe...If'n you ask me, not enough poems contain references to pee...mikeyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13057701313718589322noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2814819843269246078.post-76420053181172133552012-08-20T12:35:04.421-07:002012-08-20T12:35:04.421-07:00Every summer, we hit the beach with drinks in hand...Every summer, we hit the beach with drinks in hand to watch the annual <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WpRAxfI1bpY" rel="nofollow">flounder eye migration</a>.fishhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01522672049371678717noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2814819843269246078.post-67956913118613171652012-08-20T12:28:32.802-07:002012-08-20T12:28:32.802-07:00Nice one Mikey. But that Flounder poem was a bit f...Nice one Mikey. But that Flounder poem was a bit flat, dontcha think?Hamish Mackhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18079552635307235197noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2814819843269246078.post-55313253681380423422012-08-20T11:09:49.909-07:002012-08-20T11:09:49.909-07:00A fecking tree! Inna spacship!!!
Spacship? A sh...<i>A fecking tree! Inna spacship!!! </i><br /><br />Spacship? A ship made out of <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spackling_paste" rel="nofollow">filling compound</a>?Big Bad Bald Bastardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01983025559556548658noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2814819843269246078.post-63700909211641440922012-08-20T10:33:53.080-07:002012-08-20T10:33:53.080-07:00Trees and apples. What could go wrong?Trees and apples. What could go wrong?Substance McGravitashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04118764163822188800noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2814819843269246078.post-11871888098487142462012-08-20T10:07:53.611-07:002012-08-20T10:07:53.611-07:00In Flounders Fields the fishies grow
Between the k...In Flounders Fields the fishies grow<br />Between the kelp beds, row on row<br />They mark their place there in the sea<br />With steams of little Flounder pee<br />Scarce smelt amid the snails belowmikeyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13057701313718589322noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2814819843269246078.post-63621969801887901932012-08-20T10:04:42.273-07:002012-08-20T10:04:42.273-07:00Those fecking hippies in Sedona are annoying for a...Those fecking hippies in Sedona are annoying for a whole BUNCHA reasons, but the way they let their little necked babies crawl around crapping and peeing on everything is the WORST.<br /><br />Christ.mikeyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13057701313718589322noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2814819843269246078.post-37373034706830185862012-08-20T09:09:51.230-07:002012-08-20T09:09:51.230-07:00I have felt your presents.
A change in the weathe...<i>I have felt your presents.</i><br /><br />A change in the weather?zombie rotten mcdonaldhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10601960953323752278noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2814819843269246078.post-39918484052466402112012-08-20T07:29:00.376-07:002012-08-20T07:29:00.376-07:00Jennifer is waiting for you to rewrap* those, by t...Jennifer is waiting for you to rewrap* those, by the way.<br /><br />* <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GjySNEVjZsQ" rel="nofollow">And not rerap</a>.<br />~ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®©https://www.blogger.com/profile/06252371815131259831noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2814819843269246078.post-46265980410914366832012-08-20T04:56:12.864-07:002012-08-20T04:56:12.864-07:00That's no way to talk about the Reverend Mothe...That's no way to talk about the <a href="http://dune.wikia.com/wiki/Reverend_Mother" rel="nofollow">Reverend Mother</a>, A.K.<br />~ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®©https://www.blogger.com/profile/06252371815131259831noreply@blogger.com