tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2814819843269246078.post4969115333171685731..comments2023-12-30T01:23:38.125-08:00Comments on Riddled: My nose may be the colour of a cochineal beetle, but it is a feature not a bugHamish Mackhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18079552635307235197noreply@blogger.comBlogger13125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2814819843269246078.post-74039914326144817162010-01-06T18:57:05.649-08:002010-01-06T18:57:05.649-08:00Well, sure and to be honest trousers bind in place...Well, sure and to be honest trousers bind in places that should be unbound. <br /><br />You'll notice that before the whole jesus thang doods wore these drape/wrap/sarong kind of things. Ghadafi is still all over that letting the boys swing dress code.<br /><br />And what, WE'RE the advanced race? We got something called 'slacks', which are nothing but trousers made outta leftover curtains, and TIES fer fucks sake, which getcha a little "got it all together" points at the expense of, oh, I dunno, being able to TURN YOUR HEAD!!<br /><br />I'm not a huge fan of wool, so you can keep your kilt and shit, but gimme some of that linen dress they had going on before they decided everybody had to WORK and shit, when the crops were good to go and the beer was brewed everybody just hung out and tried not to catch plague. <br /><br />Lots to recommend the ninth century, is all I'm saying...mikeyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13057701313718589322noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2814819843269246078.post-79949824510439408002010-01-06T18:22:58.517-08:002010-01-06T18:22:58.517-08:00How long must Mikey suffer simply because he likes...How long must Mikey suffer simply because he likes to loosen up on the bus???//!11Hamish Mackhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18079552635307235197noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2814819843269246078.post-27604343269503036582010-01-06T18:12:10.888-08:002010-01-06T18:12:10.888-08:00it's the rigidity I have a problem with
We are...<i>it's the rigidity I have a problem with</i><br />We are going to get A LOT of spam comments if mikey keeps saying things like that.Smut Clydehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09409476490132867809noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2814819843269246078.post-74947286910338332772010-01-06T18:03:40.321-08:002010-01-06T18:03:40.321-08:00Y'know, it's the rigidity I have a problem...Y'know, it's the rigidity I have a problem with. After all, one man's lewdness is another man's aerobic exercise...mikeyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13057701313718589322noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2814819843269246078.post-21706214016614189922010-01-06T17:23:36.525-08:002010-01-06T17:23:36.525-08:00Public lewdness is deprecated if performed for fre...<i>Public lewdness is deprecated if performed for free by untrained but enthusiastic members of the public.</i><br /><br />I will have to rethink my plan.Big Bad Bald Bastardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01983025559556548658noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2814819843269246078.post-361988785139037132010-01-06T16:00:28.757-08:002010-01-06T16:00:28.757-08:00Public lewdness is deprecated if performed for fre...Public lewdness is deprecated if performed for free by untrained but enthusiastic members of the public. Conversely, if a member of the Chamber of Commerce is making money from the displays of the ecdysiastic art, then they are a positive contribution to the Vibrancy of the City Night-Life.Smut Clydehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09409476490132867809noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2814819843269246078.post-23153966171713072732010-01-06T15:35:49.767-08:002010-01-06T15:35:49.767-08:00more bars appear in the Slough, and there is more ...<i>more bars appear in the Slough, and there is more public drunkenness</i><br /><br />I will be booking my flight-STAT!<br /><br />What is the City Council's take on public lewdness?Big Bad Bald Bastardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01983025559556548658noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2814819843269246078.post-55802266128226023082010-01-06T14:29:59.551-08:002010-01-06T14:29:59.551-08:00Is Emmie our first spam-bot? Perhaps he or she was...Is Emmie our first spam-bot? Perhaps he or she was triggered by the words "Liquor Ban", or the phrase "watch the widow Markley take a bath".<br /><br />The position of "Official <i>Riddled</i> Troll" is still open.<br /><br />I'll clear up the empty bottles from the liquor cabinet as soon as I'm back, OK?Smut Clydehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09409476490132867809noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2814819843269246078.post-33110350690649687262010-01-06T12:54:27.762-08:002010-01-06T12:54:27.762-08:00Emmie just wants us all to know he's hilive......Emmie just wants us all to know he's hilive...mikeyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13057701313718589322noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2814819843269246078.post-49944523397924440862010-01-06T12:50:16.582-08:002010-01-06T12:50:16.582-08:00It does say Yahoo! at one stage so it might be Cow...It does say Yahoo! at one stage so it might be Cowboy themed yakking pron.Hamish Mackhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18079552635307235197noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2814819843269246078.post-287039355404951382010-01-06T12:17:00.983-08:002010-01-06T12:17:00.983-08:00I believe that is an ad for Japanese DOWN-again-ya...I believe that is an ad for Japanese DOWN-again-yacking porn.Substance McGravitashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04118764163822188800noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2814819843269246078.post-45257795133758452882010-01-06T09:32:02.708-08:002010-01-06T09:32:02.708-08:00Hello? Hey dood, it's me. What're you up...Hello? Hey dood, it's me. What're you up to? Yeah, right now. We're having a party over here at my place. You oughta drag your ass over here. Nah, it's easy to find. Last cave on the right. I've got a band rockin the place up on the roof right now, dood. Sure, just go past the pile of skulls in the front yard, oh, and pay no mind to old henry. He's passed out on the bench again, and the sheet's not covering much, if you catch my drift. Come down the road toward the end. If you hurry, you might be able to get a spot to watch the widow Markley take a bath, but it's a pretty popular passtime, so there might not be any peeking room available. From there, just go past all the busted up shit my hillbilly neighbors don't seem willing to police up, and you're there, dood. Bring some Gin, ok?mikeyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13057701313718589322noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2814819843269246078.post-2120344539454484382010-01-06T05:15:06.772-08:002010-01-06T05:15:06.772-08:00Perhaps the scene at teh Slough of Despond would b...Perhaps the scene at teh Slough of Despond would be less desperate with the addition of some vomitoriums?<br /><br />Edunt ut vomant, vomunt ut edant - <br />Juvenal <br />~ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®©https://www.blogger.com/profile/06252371815131259831noreply@blogger.com