tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2814819843269246078.post5448300340227517820..comments2023-12-30T01:23:38.125-08:00Comments on Riddled: You know who else made unoriginal watercolor paintings...*Hamish Mackhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18079552635307235197noreply@blogger.comBlogger29125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2814819843269246078.post-41747813656186069532013-02-11T08:20:25.250-08:002013-02-11T08:20:25.250-08:00Not clicking. Not clicking. zombie rotten mcdonaldhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10601960953323752278noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2814819843269246078.post-14014430237129659522013-02-11T02:27:05.844-08:002013-02-11T02:27:05.844-08:00SKWIRLS.<a href="http://api.ning.com/files/FfP7KSml6IOE8YNwUBnSaN-CeKLRabJQ9imEgxQBpHeMWpoEJViChPfAb01CDGWXlBh4dpmeg3SfyD5LbvoK7ojeyZXnoKAL/SandySkoglund7.jpeg" rel="nofollow">SKWIRLS</a>.Smut Clydehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09409476490132867809noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2814819843269246078.post-80072278934603344072013-02-11T02:24:22.625-08:002013-02-11T02:24:22.625-08:00Did someone mention Skwirls?
Memo to self: More Sa...Did someone mention <a href="http://flatrock.org.nz/static/frontpage/assets/photographs/gathering_paradise.jpg" rel="nofollow">Skwirls</a>?<br />Memo to self: More Sandy Skoglund blogging.Smut Clydehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09409476490132867809noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2814819843269246078.post-14872265936899747362013-02-10T21:58:49.943-08:002013-02-10T21:58:49.943-08:00LOL. I respect your chuff in avoiding admitting y...LOL. I respect your chuff in avoiding admitting you were wrong RONG RONG RONG.<br /><br />I hope squirrels drink your beer.zombie rotten mcdonaldhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10601960953323752278noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2814819843269246078.post-51046824057912408952013-02-10T17:50:12.660-08:002013-02-10T17:50:12.660-08:00Reports differ, Smut.
Unpossible!
Unkind person i...<i>Reports differ, Smut.</i><br />Unpossible!<br /><br /><a href="https://twitter.com/moneyries/status/299923324224557056/photo/1" rel="nofollow">Unkind person is unkind</a>.<br />Someone needs to do a mash-up of the shower self-portrait and Magritte's <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Not_to_be_Reproduced" rel="nofollow">Not to be Reproduced</a> but I can't be arsed.<br /><br /><i>Uh, that German dude?</i><br />I'm sorry, the judges were expecting the answer "Churchill".Smut Clydehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09409476490132867809noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2814819843269246078.post-48528127140152860072013-02-10T14:53:49.521-08:002013-02-10T14:53:49.521-08:00Fucker's a problem, near as I can tell...
I&#...<i>Fucker's a problem, near as I can tell...</i><br /><br />I've never misrepresented that.zombie rotten mcdonaldhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10601960953323752278noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2814819843269246078.post-70990036506815011492013-02-10T14:52:46.784-08:002013-02-10T14:52:46.784-08:00Reports differ, Smut.<a href="http://www.nationaljournal.com/whitehouse/bush-s-paintings-and-the-art-of-projecting-guilt-20130208" rel="nofollow">Reports differ, Smut.</a><br /><br />zombie rotten mcdonaldhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10601960953323752278noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2814819843269246078.post-69107131633049765272013-02-10T13:58:40.490-08:002013-02-10T13:58:40.490-08:00Non-Dubya Bush, ZRM.Non-Dubya Bush, ZRM.Smut Clydehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09409476490132867809noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2814819843269246078.post-70603628550525744262013-02-10T12:37:39.903-08:002013-02-10T12:37:39.903-08:00Frankly, I am not surprised that Dubya has kinda-s...Frankly, I am not surprised that Dubya has kinda-sorta tumbled to the hatred the world holds for him (being restricted to a pre-recorded message at the Convention, when Reince Priebus was allowed to take the podium drunk as a zombie, strikes me as a likely turning point) has resulted in him spending a large amount of his conscious (and let's be realistic, most likely his unconscious hours as well) in the bathroom.<br /><br />Which, if his paint-splatters have any realism at all, are stupid and hideous. <br /><br /><i>(Did I say fuck enough?)</i><br /><br />Not enough for ME, but I am an outlier, admittedly.zombie rotten mcdonaldhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10601960953323752278noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2814819843269246078.post-376361916521110262013-02-09T19:16:34.811-08:002013-02-09T19:16:34.811-08:00I just came back to say fuck!
Copy/paste from som...I just came back to say fuck!<br /><br />Copy/paste from something left at Balloon Juice:<br /><br /> " Fuck, as most words in the English language, is derived from German, the word ficken which means “to strike. In English, fuck falls into many grammatical categories.<br /><br /> As a transitive verb for instance; “John fucked Shirley.” As an intransitive verb; “Shirley fucks.” Its meaning’s not always sexual. It can be used as an adjective such as “John’s doing all the fucking work.” As part of an adverb; “Shirley talks too fucking much.” As an adverb enhancing an adjective; “Shirley is fucking beautiful.” As a noun; “I don’t give a fuck.” As part of word; “Absofuckinglutely”, or “Infuckingcredible.” And as almost every word in a sentence; “Fuck the fucking fuckers”.<br /><br /> As you must realize there aren’t too many words with the versatility of fuck. As in these examples describing such situations such as fraud; “I got fucked at the used car lot.” Dismay; “Ah fuck it.” Trouble; “I guess I’m really fucked now.” Aggression;” Don’t fuck with me buddy.” Difficulty; “I don’t understand this fucking question.” Inquiry; “Who the fuck was that?” Dissatisfaction; “I don’t like what the fuck is going on here.” Incompetence; “He’s a fuckoff.” Dismissal; “Why don’t you go outside and play hide and go fuck yourself?”<br /><br />Although I think "I stuck my dick in a warthog's hole" is....fucking brilliant.<br /><br />(Did I say fuck enough?)dance around in your bonesnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2814819843269246078.post-79707314767072903722013-02-08T21:07:36.582-08:002013-02-08T21:07:36.582-08:00See, baallune juice has a poet Laurie-at, but we g...See, baallune juice has a poet Laurie-at, but we got A.K.<br />~ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®©https://www.blogger.com/profile/06252371815131259831noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2814819843269246078.post-83521064913962924862013-02-08T20:36:28.204-08:002013-02-08T20:36:28.204-08:00Saint Petophile don't you call me
'Cause I...Saint Petophile don't you call me<br />'Cause I can't go.<br />I stuck my dick in a warthogs hole.<br /><br /><br /><br />Hamish Mackhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18079552635307235197noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2814819843269246078.post-85463794041796774102013-02-08T20:27:37.599-08:002013-02-08T20:27:37.599-08:00Everyone hates petophiles.Everyone hates petophiles.tigrisnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2814819843269246078.post-72962126261931316592013-02-08T19:45:46.541-08:002013-02-08T19:45:46.541-08:00...not to mention his issues with squirrels....not to mention his issues with squirrels.Smut Clydehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09409476490132867809noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2814819843269246078.post-57048529345213611162013-02-08T18:34:14.971-08:002013-02-08T18:34:14.971-08:00That goddam ZRM with his fucking language and dead...That goddam ZRM with his fucking language and dead flesh odor and OPINIONS about architecture. Fucker's a problem, near as I can tell...mikeyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13057701313718589322noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2814819843269246078.post-61834800388642711942013-02-08T18:20:41.137-08:002013-02-08T18:20:41.137-08:00If people are gonna come around and start fuckin&#...If people are gonna come around and start fuckin' swearing, I'll ban ZRM again.<br />YEP, RUTHLESS.Hamish Mackhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18079552635307235197noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2814819843269246078.post-49528000963712476752013-02-08T18:16:53.741-08:002013-02-08T18:16:53.741-08:00Don't mind him. Snow sets off the asthma.Don't mind him. Snow sets off the asthma.Substance McGravitashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04118764163822188800noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2814819843269246078.post-89931901852553707552013-02-08T16:58:48.166-08:002013-02-08T16:58:48.166-08:00...gasp!!!...gasp!!!ckc (not kc)https://www.blogger.com/profile/05731097323974389961noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2814819843269246078.post-63589352492408774192013-02-08T16:38:07.342-08:002013-02-08T16:38:07.342-08:00P.S. I also thank Anne Laurie for turning me on to...P.S. I also thank Anne Laurie for turning me on to this most excellent blog. That Tigris skateboard thing cracked me up, and I need cracking up lately.<br /><br />P.S. I wanted to say cracked me the fuck up like we would do on Balloon Juice, but don't know the protocol here. Can I say fuck?<br /><br />dance around in your bonesnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2814819843269246078.post-84673875623049228762013-02-08T16:37:04.316-08:002013-02-08T16:37:04.316-08:00When life gives you Hebrew you make Hebrewade.When life gives you Hebrew you make Hebrewade.Substance McGravitashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04118764163822188800noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2814819843269246078.post-30266659095940272282013-02-08T16:35:08.728-08:002013-02-08T16:35:08.728-08:00Man, that's a helluva case of Painter's Bl...Man, that's a helluva case of Painter's Block, when all you can think of to paint, particularly if you're a rich dood with nice shit all around you, is your naked lower body in the bathtub. <br /><br />I'm wondering how that worked, from a functional standpoint. I see three possibilities, in order of increasing creepiness. One, he took a picture of his wee wee in the tub. Two, he actually painted or perhaps sketched while sitting bare-arsed in the tub. Or three, he did it from (quite specific, highly detailed) memory...<br /><br />Eeeewwwwww......mikeyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13057701313718589322noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2814819843269246078.post-29436594050045819882013-02-08T16:31:19.836-08:002013-02-08T16:31:19.836-08:00Thanks for that, Smut Clyde. I never know what to ...Thanks for that, Smut Clyde. I never know what to do when the first word is English letters and the second is a picture of some old building, or in Hebrew or whatever.<br /><br />What am I spoze to do with THAT? dance around in your bonesnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2814819843269246078.post-68988206495820380852013-02-08T16:10:56.251-08:002013-02-08T16:10:56.251-08:00Have turned off Word Verification, anyway.
Must th...Have turned off Word Verification, anyway.<br />Must thank Anne Laurie for sending us the love.Smut Clydehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09409476490132867809noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2814819843269246078.post-59794092085891867842013-02-08T15:41:18.525-08:002013-02-08T15:41:18.525-08:00P.S. I do not understand and I wish to continue is...P.S. I do not understand and I wish to continue is my new motto. Thanks.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2814819843269246078.post-33197350049993898822013-02-08T15:38:55.575-08:002013-02-08T15:38:55.575-08:00Yer done fer, now, Nonny Moose.
I've been avo...Yer done fer, now, Nonny Moose.<br /><br />I've been avoiding that gurgle + like <a href="http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/right-turn/" rel="nofollow">the Rubinonic plague</a>.<br />~ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®©https://www.blogger.com/profile/06252371815131259831noreply@blogger.com