Hello,
Wise-Promotions, an established advertising company, would like to pay you for placing a small advertisement on eusa-riddled.blogspot.com for one of our customers.
These days we are using a few methods of advertising to guarantee that the ad we choose will fit the site nicely.
After reviewing your website I thought about an advertisement that fits perfectly a few pages on your website. -My italics.
I would SO love to see that advertisement and how it fits perfectly a few pages.
The bottle is then riddled, so that the lees settles in the neck of the wine bottle... Manual riddling is still done for Prestige Cuvées in Champagne... mechanised riddling equipment (a gyropalette) is used instead. (Wikipedia)
But did anyone listen to me when I said "Nipple-ring posts are the way to monetise Riddled"?
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Hmmm. I find this concept somewhat disturbing.
ReplyDeleteMaxwell Smart had to take off his shoe-phone to answer it.
So when your eye-phone rings...?
This is very likely to severely limit the words and phrases people use to describe you to their friends...
Oh dear, I already approved a "Pooter's Porter reminds you not to drink and fly" on the jet-powered crapper post. I can't unapprove, I already used the McHitler's 15% off coupon I got as payment.
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Jamming the box? This blog is filthy.
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