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7. 3/4 horseshoes


14. 4/4 horseshoes
"Horseshoe"??! That is Caput Draconis, the Head of the Dragon, the sign of the Ascending node. Or an Omega.
2.5/4 horseshoes — he thought
it could have been better
That is Cauda Draconis, the Descending node.it could have been better
Don't kids these days learn anything about elementary necromancy?
"Unable to speak, the monster made wild motions with his arms" So this was Necromancy and Christmas Ale Nite at the Old Entymologist? Can't hold their booze, monsters these days.
ReplyDeleteElementary necromancy is not recommended as the playgrounds get cloudy with eldritch stench. And there is still the regular stench to contend with.
ReplyDelete17 bronies or 30 Helens? YOU DECIDE.
ReplyDeleteSo this was Necromancy and Christmas Ale Nite at the Old Entymologist?
ReplyDeleteThe dissolution and recapitulation begin during the third pint.
"Necromance" is one of those "I-fell-in-love-with-a-zombie" YA novels that the teenagers are reading.
there is still the regular stench to contend with
ReplyDeleteThat would be the youngritch variety.
So this was Necromancy and Christmas Ale Nite at the Old Entymologist?
ReplyDeleteOnce again, when she asked for an Old Peculier she was not looking for you lot.
Neil Gaiman has already stolen tigris' joke.
ReplyDeleteHow did I miss this post? I'm surprised the ratings for the game weren't lower due to "low erotic content".
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