"The moral of the story is you don't go on the piss with five drunken Samoans while wearing an ankle bracelet."The fact that young people leave school without having learned this vital information is an indictment of our education system.
The bottle is then riddled, so that the lees settles in the neck of the wine bottle... Manual riddling is still done for Prestige Cuvées in Champagne... mechanised riddling equipment (a gyropalette) is used instead. (Wikipedia)
Facts not in evidence: 1) one of the Samoans was his lawyer, and 2) sufficient ether - or bats.
ReplyDeleteAn attempted robbery was thwarted by an angry Waikato farmer who chased down the not-so-clever burglars wearing his undies and his gumboots.
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ReplyDeleteJust another day in the Heartland.
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ReplyDeleteThat'll larn em to steal a Waikato farmer's undies and gumboots. Waikato farmers are much quicker when barefoot and swinging free.