Fulfilling all your worst stereotypes about what we get up to in New Zealand.
(SPOILER ALERT: The barley grass did it).
Kids these days have it easy. Back then we had to make our own ovine gimp suits out of old fertiliser bags.
If you were wondering, the legs belong to Dr Jennifer Hartley.
Wrapping sheep to keep them warm? We had some funny farming practises back in the day.
ReplyDeleteCurse the barley grass.
It is better to wrap a lamb than to curse the barley grass!
ReplyDelete...do they shrink when you wash them?
ReplyDeleteThe secret is gentle hand-washing without shampoo.
ReplyDeleteAll my information about barley grass is 30 years out of date, alas.
More ram-pants here.
Is it wrong to focus too long on those blue human pants?
ReplyDeletereelyto; a shallow person
It is better to wrap barley ham than cure the grass
ReplyDeleteMeat is the grass cure.
ReplyDeletesubte, beneath the the.
perhaps it's dinosaur envy
ReplyDeleteJohn Barleygrass must die!
ReplyDeleteWord verification: flagio
An unnatural act performed on a banner.
Maybe it keeps the parrots off.
ReplyDeleteKeas would have done a number on old Thorvald, son of Eirik.
ReplyDeleteCome to think of it, Eirik, son of Eirik, also has a lot of fat around his kidneys, and would be prime kea fare.
Yhe kakapo are more of a problem, truth be known. They can reduce the value of the wool dramatically.
ReplyDeleteAn unnatural act performed on a banner.
BBBB is banned OW OW OW OW
Nation of sheep
ReplyDeleteNation of sheep
The President's on tee vee
& he's putting you to sleep
Baa Mr. Sheep
ReplyDeleteCareful, you're walking all over your own self now
Walk on, Mr. Sheep
Walk on, Mr. Sheep
Walk on
Let they that are without wool cast the first sheep.
ReplyDeletepecoo, Pecos Bill greets you.