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Thursday, January 28, 2010

More Wonders of the Teevee

Still entranced by the flashing lights and pretty colours of the Tee vee I watched the first 5 minutes of teh Preznits speech about the State of the Union. He didn't just say "Screwed" as I would have done. Then I went for a swim in the mighty Pacific ocean and saw a Beach Babe.
When we got back Obama had just finished so I looked at the BBC who were doing some in depth anaysis....... with Michele Bachman. The jolly old BB fucking C
"Oh" , I thought, "CNNNNN will have a  mostly lucid person on". So I flicked it over over..... to see Erick Erickson drooling at Mary Matalin, who seemed to have a ruler where one should not have rulers and to have taken some uppers quite recently. Erickson was subtitled as totally fucking insane "head of Redstrikeforce.com", I think. This person should not even be the janitor at a news channel but there he was, in his lolrus glory. Sharp blazer, guy.
WTF?????? 
I think Krauthammermann was wee-ing  himself on Fox. Who could be arsed watching?
Thank the lord for the Cartoon Network.
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12 comments:

  1. zombie rotten mcdonaldJanuary 28, 2010 at 8:51 PM

    should have known better, frankly.

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  2. AnonymousJanuary 28, 2010 at 9:29 PM

    State of the nation,
    Charlie still don't surf.
    wv; pashuc, bad bad kisser.

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  3. ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®©January 28, 2010 at 9:37 PM

    You managed to preempt Zardoz, A.K.

    P.S. Nice summary, merc.

    P.P.S. wv;bleudano;forgot the i

    ~

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  4. M. BouffantJanuary 29, 2010 at 1:51 AM

    Again I must apologize for the cultural hegemony, while swearing to gawd I am NOT getting money from any of it!

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  5. fishJanuary 29, 2010 at 8:06 AM

    I would like to see Krauthammer on Robot Chicken.

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  6. zombie rotten mcdonaldJanuary 29, 2010 at 8:33 AM

    Oh, it's request time?

    I would like to see Substance animate a bag of hammers falling on Krauthammer's head.

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  7. Substance McGravitasJanuary 29, 2010 at 12:20 PM

    Why not a bag of sauerkraut?

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  8. zombie rotten mcdonaldJanuary 29, 2010 at 1:27 PM

    hammers have the opportunity to add comical 'boink!' sounds.

    Feel free to add the kraut tho.

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  9. Hamish MackJanuary 29, 2010 at 3:40 PM

    Wiv Dr. Strangehammer it would be really be sour kraut.
    "Ole Dr Riddled's Compendium of The Ancient Truths and Jokes" suggests so anyway.

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  10. mikeyJanuary 29, 2010 at 4:01 PM

    I think it would want to be vast quantities of pig blood and entrails. Kind of a 'Carrie' vibe with the poetic overtones of blood on his hands and shit.

    Sauerkraut is good, too...

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  11. 77southJanuary 29, 2010 at 4:19 PM

    hell, give him the whole
    'splishwax'
    treatment.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2aEyGtJWIVs

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  12. Smut ClydeJanuary 29, 2010 at 8:24 PM

    vast quantities of pig blood and entrails
    Are you trying to trigger BBBB?

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