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Sunday, January 24, 2010

Struthioform Syndrome: A Cure at Last

Ombien has been shown in clinical twin tests* to halt or reverse the advance of "Ostrich-Leg Syndrome" in a significant number of cases. Victims need no longer be condemned to go through life wearing a beehive on the head.

Ask your doctor if Ombien is right for you!

Seek medical advice from a guy swinging a thurible if penis turns into a grinning face for more than four hours.

Advanced Ostrich-Leg Syndrome is no laughing matter.
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* Involving ALMOST NO SADISTIC VIVISECTION.
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16 comments:

  1. M. BouffantJanuary 25, 2010 at 3:32 AM

    Satan's got a six-pack!

    Sex w/ Ombien. Almost guilt-free.

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  2. ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®©January 25, 2010 at 4:47 AM

    Otherwise known as AOL, hahaha!
    ~

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  3. zombie rotten mcdonaldJanuary 25, 2010 at 11:00 AM

    I don't think that's a beehive. The guy on the left just clobbered him with an architectural model.

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  4. Big Bad Bald BastardJanuary 25, 2010 at 11:56 AM

    I never knew Garuda was living a double life!

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  5. Smut ClydeJanuary 25, 2010 at 12:14 PM

    clobbered him with an architectural model
    Oh noes, he's a New Zealander!

    Did you see the claims that Berlusconi faked or exaggerated his architectural-model-related injuries? A flimsy maquette of Turin Cathedral must is NOT GOOD ENOUGH, people.

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  6. Substance McGravitasJanuary 25, 2010 at 1:17 PM

    His wang has the most appalling set of warts.

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  7. Smut ClydeJanuary 25, 2010 at 1:56 PM

    Come to think of it, someone should revive the old Gallic custom of flinging a full-scale model of a menhir at politicians when they lose the trust of the public.

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  8. Smut ClydeJanuary 25, 2010 at 2:25 PM

    I don't think that's a beehive.
    It's an Elizabethan-era crash-helmet. Mr Ostrich-Leg is strapping himself into a seat so he can be raised up a tower and then dropped suddenly in one of those free-fall amusement-park rides. The guy on the left is saying "You must be This Tall to go in this ride".

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  9. zombie rotten mcdonaldJanuary 25, 2010 at 3:15 PM

    regardless, he's pretty ripped for an oshshthritch-leg.

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  10. Substance McGravitasJanuary 25, 2010 at 3:32 PM

    Shall I compare thee to an ostrich guy?
    Thou art less freakish and less monsterized

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  11. zombie rotten mcdonaldJanuary 25, 2010 at 4:52 PM

    I think Substance just made a pass at me.

    Sorry, dude, straight zombie. I don't swing breather.

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  12. Substance McGravitasJanuary 25, 2010 at 7:28 PM

    Get real. I've pulled back the stump in the past: no more putting my arm around zombies.

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  13. fishJanuary 26, 2010 at 7:16 AM

    Giving head now makes sense to me.

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  14. zombie rotten mcdonaldJanuary 26, 2010 at 7:27 AM

    Incidentally, in Terry Gilliam's new movie, Tom Waits plays Satan, known as Nick.

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  15. Big Bad Bald BastardJanuary 26, 2010 at 1:08 PM

    Incidentally, in Terry Gilliam's new movie, Tom Waits plays Satan, known as Nick.

    No, he plays god when he's drunk.

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  16. zombie rotten mcdonaldJanuary 26, 2010 at 1:18 PM

    don't we all, though?

    I dunno, I was just going by a review at LGM, and as we could see by the plover/fish Avatar battles, that is an ill-considered source.

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