Tuesday, April 13, 2010

Counting: Ur doin it rong

Australians need to work on their basic maths skills.
In their favour, it must be said that they put up park signs that are unusually accommodating to the special requirements of zombie visitors.

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  1. Confession; I see messages in car number lates and these signs, well, they speak to me.

    presseb, no news

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  2. And what's below the Zombie warning?? It looks like some kind of prohibiting of animal on animal interaction! I suppose they had to enforce that after the platypus kerfuffle.

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  3. Time may pass
    Limbs may fall
    You took the legs
    Off your barbie doll

    While falling limbs
    Are no surprise
    It's time to go
    Put in your eyes

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  4. I suppose they had to enforce that after the platypus kerfuffle.

    Tourists forget about the platypus having a poison spur, then they get all butthurt because their insurance didn't cover the hospital treatment. Bad publicity.

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  5. Arms can break
    And never mend together
    Limbs can fall away
    Hearts can cry
    When limbs won't stay forever
    Arms can be that way

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  6. It's a game. Which tree is the One Tree? Inspect them with your friends!

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  7. If you consider the trees on an individual basis , it is indeed a One tree hill.
    And you should, trees have feelings you know.

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  8. Yes but there's more than One Hunga in Onehunga too! And lets not forget about Auckland's treeless One Tree Hill.

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  9. And more than a single domestic animal in Petone.

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  10. If you consider the trees on an individual basis

    no fair using early Neil Peart lyrics.

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  11. How about re-writing The Prophet's Song to include the words "Limbs May Fall"?

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