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Saturday, June 26, 2010

Words you do not want to hear your loved one saying on the telephone when you walk into the kitchen

"That's not how they looked on the dissection table."

5 comments:

  1. "He keeps saying the food tastes like poison"

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  2. Fortunately I spent the last few years building up an immunity to iocane powder.

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  3. The pool was cold. IT WAS SHRINKAGE!!!

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  4. I took him on a short drive to Woodhill.

    borock, dull music.

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  5. "So, I drank two litres of yerba maté, and stabbed a gau-gotta go."

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