Well that was a narrow escape

We'd warned tigris about the dangerously pecky nature of the peafowl that roam unchecked around the gardens surrounding the palatial Riddled offices. "Don't go paddling in the Novelty Teapot fountain," we told her, "not until the insurance policy is finalised." But did she pay any attention?

Fortunately Another Kiwi and I were watching on the surveillance cameras strolling past in the course of a high-minded conversation, just in time to come to the rescue. You can see that the bird on the right is gearing up to focus the phase-conjugate mirrors on its tail feathers. But no-one was hurt and we all learned a valuable lesson.

I think the big Tardis in the centre-right of the picture is how the giant bunnies teleported into our reality.