Would have posted earlier. Hangover. Party last night.About lunchtime discovered that someone with a felt-tip pen had taken advantage of my insensate state to draw a face on the side of my penis.
The bottle is then riddled, so that the lees settles in the neck of the wine bottle... Manual riddling is still done for Prestige Cuvées in Champagne... mechanised riddling equipment (a gyropalette) is used instead. (Wikipedia)
So that's your story?
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Is your current state the reason why your gravitar has mulfunctioned?
ReplyDeleteThe pen.
ReplyDeleteIt must be mightier than the sword. You don't hear about all manner of pens becoming embedded in various natural topographic features, only retrievable by particularly favored warriors.
ReplyDeleteAlthough it might make a dandy metaphor...
What, no pictures?
ReplyDeleteActually it's Please! no pictures!!!
ReplyDeleteBrett Favre would be happy to provide pictures...
ReplyDeleteHow rude, they should have drawn "flying tigers" style fighter nose art on it.
ReplyDeleteMural joke.
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Painting on rice joke.
Happy face or a sad face? And does "cyclopean" apply in more ways than one?
ReplyDeletebest.post.ever.
ReplyDelete"cyclopean"
ReplyDeleteBuilt with huge limestone boulders, roughly fitted together with minimal clearance between adjacent stones and no use of mortar.
HOT.
ReplyDeletePictorial evidence.
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