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Wednesday, December 1, 2010

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Well, Smut said, I'm going off trainspotting for a month or two, can you be in charge of the Christmas decorations?" What could one do? Particularly as pre-testing of the Riddled Christmas Ale meant that I would be incapable of speech for 18 hours (it's got cherries and nuts in it). Some of this is a little tableau thingo with the Christmas flower who is baby Jesus and his joined up tennis racquets. And some is implements for the three wise Entomologists. I dunno. THE LETTERS DON"T SEEM TO MATCH UP!!!!
Feck it, I might just have a Ziggy Christmas card on my mum's record player going round and round
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23 comments:

  1. vacuumslayerDecember 1, 2010 at 3:10 PM

    If you could make something out of those disparate elements, I'd be impressed.

    Me, I'd just take the rackets and use them for naughty time.

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  2. fishDecember 1, 2010 at 3:19 PM

    I like the way vacuumslayer thinks. I am interested in a subscription.

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  3. ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®©December 1, 2010 at 3:27 PM

    OOoh, SEKRIT!
    ~

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  4. AnonymousDecember 1, 2010 at 3:45 PM

    Firstly, secret insect society?
    2ndly and more importantly, always blame the technical writer.

    engwerb, a very English verb.

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  5. Hamish MackDecember 1, 2010 at 4:11 PM

    What are the insects talking about in there?

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  6. AnonymousDecember 1, 2010 at 4:17 PM

    The exhausting tyranny of ants...

    bolone, well f u wv.

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  7. Hamish MackDecember 1, 2010 at 4:23 PM

    The exhausting tyranny of pants, I know.

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  8. AnonymousDecember 1, 2010 at 4:42 PM

    I've been pants for ever.

    bughti, a high performance insect.

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  9. tigrisDecember 1, 2010 at 5:49 PM

    three wise Entomologists

    Bearing gifts of ether, a net, and a box a stainless steel pins. A pooter was considered but nixed after much giggling.

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  10. AnonymousDecember 1, 2010 at 5:51 PM

    AE after ether.

    furasthi, mad as you.

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  11. zombie rotten mcdonaldDecember 1, 2010 at 7:40 PM

    did I leave my pants over here?

    Whatever you think I did last night, you've got no proof.

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  12. Substance McGravitasDecember 2, 2010 at 6:25 AM

    Riddled Christmas Ale ... nuts in it).

    I call CANNIBALISM.

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  13. Dragon-King WangchuckDecember 2, 2010 at 6:49 AM

    I do hope trainspotting isn't some sort of euphemism for experimenting with heroin.

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  14. JenniferDecember 2, 2010 at 6:56 AM

    pre-testing of the Riddled Christmas Ale meant that I would be incapable of speech for 18 hours

    That's funny. It had the exact opposite effect on the Zombie.

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  15. Big Bad Bald BastardDecember 2, 2010 at 9:50 AM

    And some is implements for the three wise Entomologists.

    HEY... there's no hip flask in that kit.

    I guess one could always huff from the killing jar.

    If you ramble on up to the Northeastern section of the Western quadrant of the Northern hemisphere, first round's on me, though you'll certainly be pressed into service as a lecturer.

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  16. zombie rotten mcdonaldDecember 2, 2010 at 10:42 AM

    I would be more inclined to think that Riddled was experimenting with heroines.

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  17. Hamish MackDecember 2, 2010 at 12:30 PM

    We would, but fascist railways people would not let us tie the heroines onto the rails. They hate science

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  18. zombie rotten mcdonaldDecember 2, 2010 at 1:52 PM

    AK, based on your comment over at Vacuumslayer's, I been listening to the Angels all afternoon.

    "I don't wanna face
    the day
    the day
    today...."

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  19. zombie rotten mcdonaldDecember 2, 2010 at 1:52 PM

    So send me some of that Riddled Christmas Ale already.

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  20. Hamish MackDecember 2, 2010 at 2:27 PM

    I likes the Angels LOUD. I'm happy you like them
    Latest reports from the Riddled Brewery indicate a malfunction in the airlock and possible jeopardizing of the mission which the HAL 9000 cannot allow.

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  21. zombie rotten mcdonaldDecember 2, 2010 at 2:51 PM

    I likes the Angels LOUD.

    You seem to be implying that playing them not-loud is an option.

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  22. Hamish MackDecember 2, 2010 at 3:05 PM

    Who can know what perversions people get up to in their own homes?
    THAT IS A RHETORICAL QUESTION!!!

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  23. fishDecember 3, 2010 at 5:51 AM

    THAT IS A RHETORICAL QUESTION!!!

    Wrecker.

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