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Wednesday, January 5, 2011

Orbes Standde Revealed

There's been a lot of talk, maybe too much talk, about the orbs. There are some sites that have pages and pages of photos of orbs but always, mysteriously, these photos have no detail in them. Coincidence?

Well, we here at Riddled Investigative Detectives and Whatnot are not so easily dissuaded or bought off by Apricot and Lemming pies. No!
Upon leaving the Olde Entomologist after Monday night's "Annelida: Septate or Aseptate and Karaoke" meeting we were repairing to Riddled Manor. Loud and boisterous was the vouchsafery, only to be silenced by the sight captured in the picture below!!!
The purpose of the orbs is revealed and it is too horrible to comtemplate

INTERGALACTIC MORRIS DANCING!!!!
Flee while you still can, people!!111one
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18 comments:

  1. JenniferJanuary 5, 2011 at 12:30 PM

    Is that Thundra in the middle??

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  2. guitarist manquéJanuary 5, 2011 at 12:34 PM

    Intergalactic Morris dancing is too horrible to contemplate, so I shan't.

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  3. Hamish MackJanuary 5, 2011 at 12:45 PM

    Is that Thundra in the middle??
    The alluring buttock guy? I wondered about that.

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  4. vacuumslayerJanuary 5, 2011 at 1:53 PM

    Those buttocks are orb-like.

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  5. ckc (not kc)January 5, 2011 at 2:44 PM

    ...and now... a man with THREE ORBS!

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  6. Substance McGravitasJanuary 5, 2011 at 3:43 PM

    Well look at it this way: the orbs are busy. What happens when they notice us?

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  7. Big Bad Bald BastardJanuary 5, 2011 at 4:00 PM

    The first rule of Orb Fight Club...

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  8. ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®©January 5, 2011 at 4:23 PM

    OH NO!

    You have revealed the Secret Rituals!

    The Orbes will be sorely vexed with you, Riddleworms...
    ~

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  9. M. BouffantJanuary 5, 2011 at 5:30 PM

    or bought off by Apricot and Lemming pies. No!

    No indeed.

    Is it like turducken, maybe, the apricot somewhere inside the lemming, who is inside a deliciously greasy yet flaky crust?

    WV: woozo, for washing it down & keeping it down.

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  10. Smut ClydeJanuary 6, 2011 at 2:25 AM

    The photograph of the guy in the middle (the little shining man the adam) predates his buttock enhancement surgery.

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  11. fishJanuary 6, 2011 at 4:01 AM

    the apricot somewhere inside the lemming,

    People pay top dollar for this. It goes well with their civit poop coffee.

    WV: gnethrea, the urethra of a gnu (pl.)

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  12. Oscar PalmstrømJanuary 6, 2011 at 4:58 AM

    Speaking of buttock enhancement...

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  13. VonnieJanuary 6, 2011 at 8:46 AM

    Thank you for clearing all that up for us!

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  14. fishJanuary 6, 2011 at 10:43 AM

    If you look closely at thunder's buttocks, you can see little people morris dancing, and on into infinity.

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  15. guitarist manquéJanuary 6, 2011 at 12:06 PM

    If you look closely at thunder's buttocks

    Nope, not gonna do that either.

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  16. BrandoJanuary 6, 2011 at 1:01 PM

    ...and now... a man with THREE ORBS!

    He floated away!

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  17. Substance McGravitasJanuary 6, 2011 at 4:01 PM

    Inspection of the Thunderbum must surely end in tears. And perhaps a crater.

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  18. ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®©January 6, 2011 at 6:06 PM

    Just a few decades ago, I never imagined that there would this thing called the innertubes, and that there would be blogs on it, and there would be a blog post about my bum, and all these comments re: same.

    Isn't the world a marvelous place?
    ~

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