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Sunday, February 6, 2011

If your dewclaws could be spirals*

Cats can be cruel sometimes. Just one little accident with the Christmas Ale, and suddenly all the other felines are all "Ha ha, look at her, it's Helix the Cat!"
They'll be sorry when the effects wear off.

* Cf.
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8 comments:

  1. ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®©February 6, 2011 at 8:58 AM

    They can be SOOO catty...
    ~

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  2. Smut ClydeFebruary 6, 2011 at 11:07 AM

    Must credit Theodore Sturgeon.

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  3. ckc (not kc)February 6, 2011 at 11:39 AM

    [something - something] CAVIAR!

    (hahaha!!!)

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  4. Substance McGravitasFebruary 6, 2011 at 12:34 PM

    Must credit Theodore Sturgeon.

    I had a collection with that one in it, and another story about Beanbag Cats, genetically engineered to just sit sit there because no legs. Diapers required. For the cat too.

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  5. Smut ClydeFebruary 6, 2011 at 1:37 PM

    "Tails of Wonder and Imagination".

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  6. fishFebruary 7, 2011 at 5:40 AM

    Now he can switch to wine.

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  7. tigrisFebruary 7, 2011 at 8:12 AM

    They're just jealous of Helix's fabulous fur-abouts. Also, Helix is the best cat name ever and that book sounds oresome.

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  8. JenniferFebruary 7, 2011 at 11:46 AM

    I now have "Cool for Cats" stuck in my head.

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