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Thursday, March 10, 2011

Naked Man Blogging: Snow Melts into Mud edition


The days grow longer here in the Podes and the snow melts, the sound of the sump pump providing a basso continuo to the rest of the world's sounds. Though one lives in gray sunlessness and looks out upon full snow coverage in the back yard, the skiing has gotten too crappy to hold any illusions about it: winter is over and mud season has begun. And behold, it turns out to be true that in the spring a youngish person's fancy lightly turns to thoughts of naked men. Naked men in snow that looks great for skiing.
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24 comments:

  1. ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®©March 10, 2011 at 10:46 AM

    Wait, you're saying it's spring in upsidedownland, just as spring maybe thinks about coming to Ohio?

    *attempts to reconcile implied facts with deeply held beliefs*

    KABOOM!
    ~

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  2. JenniferMarch 10, 2011 at 11:16 AM

    I hate March. It's gray and mushy and unrelenting...

    thundra... tigris did not say antipodes...

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  3. Big Bad Bald BastardMarch 10, 2011 at 11:34 AM

    It's gray and mushy and unrelenting...

    I have a hankering for oatmeal porridge now.

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  4. Smut ClydeMarch 10, 2011 at 11:39 AM

    Photo is rather beautiful.
    In a totally heterosexual way.

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  5. tigrisMarch 10, 2011 at 11:40 AM

    I'm in rightsideupland, t-pants. I'm the blog outlier.

    Yeah, Jennifer, it definitely has earned the "mud season" moniker. Razzafrazzin' seasons.

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  6. tigrisMarch 10, 2011 at 11:42 AM

    You should check him out, Smut, his work is all quite nice. He's very thin and flexible and can work his body into shapes that fit amazingly well into nature. Also: some have nekkid ladies.

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  7. AnonymousMarch 10, 2011 at 12:01 PM

    Head expodes.

    culti, am not

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  8. Smut ClydeMarch 10, 2011 at 12:20 PM

    I am deeply concerned that tigris seems more interested in the skiing than in the nakkidity.

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  9. fishMarch 10, 2011 at 12:22 PM

    Snow might have some disappointing effects on the anatomy of nekkid men.

    At least that is the excuse I use.

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  10. Dr.KennethNoisewaterMarch 10, 2011 at 1:48 PM

    tigris, that's an absolutely gorgeous photo. Really. Gorgeous. Yet I can't help but wonder about...shrinkage.

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  11. Dr.KennethNoisewaterMarch 10, 2011 at 1:49 PM

    GODDAMMIT, FISH!

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  12. tigrisMarch 10, 2011 at 2:16 PM

    Shrinkage worriers: "suffering for one's art" has a long and distinguished history. Plus he's probably wearing a willie warmer.

    And Smut, my brain can entertain multiple thoughts, at least for very short periods. However, Naked Man Skiing DO NOT WANT. Even with willie warmers.

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  13. JenniferMarch 10, 2011 at 2:21 PM

    Plus he's probably wearing a willie warmer.

    A smoked codpiece.

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  14. Smut ClydeMarch 10, 2011 at 2:44 PM

    The piece of cod that passeth understanding.

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  15. Hamish MackMarch 10, 2011 at 3:02 PM

    Ha ha, imagine how embarrassed I was to find out that naked ice skating does NOT mean merely barefoot.

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  16. Smut ClydeMarch 10, 2011 at 3:23 PM

    We were up on Mt. Ruapehu a few years ago and the Frau Doktorin bet me two beers that I had more sense than to go nude toboganning.
    I was allowed to keep my boots.

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  17. AnonymousMarch 10, 2011 at 3:28 PM

    tease

    cator, Cato the gator

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  18. Hamish MackMarch 10, 2011 at 3:54 PM

    Picture and video or it didn't...actually it's OK I believe you

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  19. vacuumslayerMarch 10, 2011 at 4:07 PM

    "actually it's OK I believe you"

    Tee hee. AK doesn't want to see Smut's dangly bits?

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  20. fishMarch 10, 2011 at 4:17 PM

    Plus he's probably wearing a willie warmer.

    related

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  21. mikeyMarch 10, 2011 at 4:42 PM

    One summer night I led a rag-tag crew of intoxicated motorcycle enthusiasts on a two-wheeled naked tour of Sacramento. It was actually pretty great.

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  22. Substance McGravitasMarch 10, 2011 at 7:05 PM

    Plus he's probably wearing a willie warmer.

    The willie clothing drawer is already full. Mind you I suppose I could get rid of some of those deely bobbers. You can only wear one of those at once. Um, right?

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  23. tigrisMarch 10, 2011 at 7:25 PM

    Bobbing your deelie will make you go blind I hear.

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  24. Substance McGravitasMarch 10, 2011 at 8:58 PM

    GOD DAMN IT TYPE BIGGER.

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