Sunday, July 17, 2011

Big fish, big fish, swimming in the water, Come back here and pay for your porter

I for one am glad to see that someone is studying learning styles among fish, and in particular, what is the best way of teaching them the difference between 'two' and 'three'. This research will be a great boon to fish educationalists, and will put paid to the patronising, dismissive response that fish have a 'mental block' that makes it pointless even trying to teach them basic arithmetical skills. Also it will take away the excuse that they "can't tot up the bill" and "maybe someone else should pay for the round".

We eagerly awake future research into the optimal way of introducing octopodes to the basic concepts of molecular biology.

10 comments:

  1. Maybe we need a fish in the House of Representatives here in the States- the human beans gots no mathematical aptitude whatsoever.

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  2. Making excuses for fish will lead you to no eel of trouble.
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  3. Yes, the trouble meter goes of the scale when the finny friends are involved

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  4. Oh come on. Math is as easy as 1,2,2.

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  5. Fish needs to work harder on the distinction between singular nouns and plural ones like "maths".

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  6. Ah, singular or plural, still the same color.

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  7. you can have your own opinions, you can't have your own maths.

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  8. I'll make you beg, you Eddie Munster-looking crag-sacked jism-shaver!

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  9. Look, if fish counted they'd have won at least one sporting event by now. Their World Cup qualifying matches are pitiful with all that flopping.

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