Tree fellers wanted

The Riddled production of "Brigadoon inna Park" passed off quite well despite the cast outnumbering the three audience members by a considerable margin. We are well used to the difficulties involved with musicians so you will note that we have removed their access ladder, rehearsals were enlivened by the shouts of "play for your suppers, bitchez".  Hah hah we know where the ladder is, really.
Some purists took umbrage (which incidentally was ON LOAN ) at the clever product placement of the Riddled Patent Decongestant "Sandrin" which is attached to the shoulders of Smut Clyde playing charming and irascible (not that he ever was rascible, really) Dr. McSkigdett with his catchphrase "Ha' ye taken the leeches like I told ye?"
As can be seen in the photo, the Church was not happy with the production due the final ensemble number "Show us your Cock a Leekie" which emptied the front row seats every night.
The smell of the pig grease paint (we make our own), the raw of the crowd, I hope I never tire of it!