Today Professor S. from W. college gave a classified Lantern-slide briefing on the Orb situation. The current whereabouts of Professor S. are still unknown and are of great interest to the authorities.

We apologise for the poor state of the image but it was captured clandestinely on a concealed Daguerrotype camera (using Professor Maxwell's two-colour process). We would say more but there are three men in black at the door, saying Don't report this.
Your cats will protect you, S.C.
ReplyDelete*paw motion*: These are not the orb scientists you are looking for, MIB.
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Running out of good ones?
ReplyDeleteI know the feeling.
1 to 7? ...yes, that makes sense
ReplyDelete"Think of the brighest thing you can think of ... now give it a number ..."
"7"
"Well done!"
...using Professor Maxwell's two-colour process
ReplyDeleteNow it hits me!
This Maxwell, right?
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No this Maxwell
ReplyDeleteThe current whereabouts of Professor S. are still unknown and are of great interest to the authorities.
ReplyDeleteRumor has it, he's in a safe house in ØhiØ.
I missed Blue Orbster Cult on Sunday night.
ReplyDeleteO well. It's not like they don't play Milwaukee four times a year.
I don't worry so much about the orbs as about all those letters and numerals floating around, which are POINTY.
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