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Friday, July 1, 2011

The truth, let me tell you it

To hell with the conference. This is the real reason I'm in Kongsberg.

Updated: Also performing in Kongsberg last night:
Norway's pre-eminent KISS tribute band.
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23 comments:

  1. Dr.KennethNoisewaterJuly 1, 2011 at 10:10 AM

    Sure it is

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  2. mikeyJuly 1, 2011 at 10:34 AM

    Here's the weird thing about those animal suits.

    They're pretty much all custom made, right?

    So, one of the decisions you'd have to make, along with the species, color, clothing, accesories and, of course, type of hat is the choice of facial expression.

    And then you're stuck. Happy, sad, pensive, shocked, excited, O-Face, whatever you decide at the point of fabrication is going to be the emotional center of your anthropomorphic personality projection for the lifespan of that particular implementation.

    Now, obviously, with a sufficiently large budget and access to some Disney imagineers, this is a problem that could be overcome, but for the general infestation...er, population, it represents the primary shortcoming of the genre...

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  3. Substance McGravitasJuly 1, 2011 at 11:11 AM

    Oh please. Muenster trucks are pure cheese.

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  4. zombie rotten mcdonaldJuly 1, 2011 at 11:17 AM

    so you're really in America?

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  5. ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®©July 1, 2011 at 11:20 AM

    Might I suggest transportation to your event, S.C.?
    ~

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  6. fishJuly 1, 2011 at 12:28 PM

    Culture is America's number one export.

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  7. Hamish MackJuly 1, 2011 at 12:40 PM

    Crikey it is only 01.07 to get in!!That's alot or a little or about average.

    All right! Who is playing with the capcha generator. Farklion indeed

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  8. SnagJuly 1, 2011 at 1:59 PM

    Here's the weird thing about those animal suits.

    Yeah, sure, aside from the facial expressions, everything else is completely normal.

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  9. Smut ClydeJuly 1, 2011 at 2:05 PM

    Culture is America's number one export.

    No wonder you have NONE LEFT for domestic consumption.

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  10. Dr.KennethNoisewaterJuly 1, 2011 at 2:09 PM

    Ouch. That one left a mark.

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  11. Smut ClydeJuly 1, 2011 at 2:36 PM

    Sure it is
    Fourth from the right -- nice beaver.

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  12. Dr.KennethNoisewaterJuly 1, 2011 at 3:07 PM

    Thanks. It was just stuffed.

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  13. fishJuly 1, 2011 at 3:14 PM

    Fourth from the right -- nice beaver.

    Um, that's not a beaver.

    Oh, riiiiiighttttt!!!!!

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  14. UnknownJuly 1, 2011 at 3:36 PM

    Culture is Amerika's ONLY export. Other than rich folks money into the Caribbean countries.

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  15. Big Bad Bald BastardJuly 1, 2011 at 4:15 PM

    SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY!!!

    or is it...

    wait for it...

    SMUTDAY!! SMUTDAY!! SMUTDAY!!!

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  16. M. BouffantJuly 1, 2011 at 8:43 PM

    I arsed myself, but the proper link is not on YouTube (or elsewhere one could be reasonably arsed) making it ++obscure.

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  17. GentlewomanJuly 2, 2011 at 1:53 PM

    Jesus, man. How fucking boring IS that conference, anyway?

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  18. Smut ClydeJuly 2, 2011 at 2:17 PM

    whatever you decide at the point of fabrication is going to be the emotional center of your anthropomorphic personality projection for the lifespan of that particular implementation.

    They warned me about that, 50-odd years ago, but I signed up for another incarnation anyway.

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  19. ckc (not kc)July 2, 2011 at 2:52 PM

    (pick something where you can get a straw into your mouth!)

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  20. Dr.KennethNoisewaterJuly 2, 2011 at 6:42 PM

    WOO-HOO! Kongsburg Rock City!

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  21. Dr.KennethNoisewaterJuly 3, 2011 at 2:39 PM

    Why no updates? Did smut get killeded in a suspicious furry-related accident?

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  22. Smut ClydeJuly 3, 2011 at 3:36 PM

    WORKING. Also, no NZ newspapers, which impinges on the lazy "Making fun of the idiots who write NZ newspapers" blogging option.

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  23. Dr.KennethNoisewaterJuly 3, 2011 at 3:47 PM

    WORKING.

    You Kiwis are so funny. We call it "yiffing" here.

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