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Sunday, August 14, 2011

In which the Riddled staff continue to ridicule "leafies" and their harmless costumed paraphilia

Why is a "leafy" dressed as a sweet potato the same as Popeye the Sailor Man?
I yam what I yam.

What did the Italian leafy say to the underage carrot?
Mio caro teen.

What do "leafies" drink?
D-V8 juice.

What spiky accoutrement was worn by the gorse fetishist?
A furze suit.




Also this, from the Department of Ridiculing Furries, courtesy of M.Bouffant in a comment thread:
John Wayne had no patience with paparazzi invading his privacy when he was changing into his fursuit.
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10 comments:

  1. ckc (not kc)August 14, 2011 at 2:12 PM

    Why did the lettuce go out on the town?

    ...to get plastid

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  2. Smut ClydeAugust 14, 2011 at 3:06 PM

    Note that Riddled is a classy joint and we will not be having with any "statutory rape" jokes involving Brassica napa.

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  3. Hamish MackAugust 14, 2011 at 3:12 PM

    Or "root vegetables". That's just not on.

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  4. tigrisAugust 14, 2011 at 4:14 PM

    Note that Riddled is a classy joint and we will not be having with any "statutory rape" jokes involving Brassica napa.

    Indeed, anyone making such a joke will be crucifered.

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  5. Dr.KennethNoisewaterAugust 14, 2011 at 5:34 PM

    ...which just proves that this guy was ahead of his time.

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  6. Dr.KennethNoisewaterAugust 14, 2011 at 5:38 PM

    will be crucifered.


    tigris, if you had even a shred of decency, you'd ban yourself from your own blog.

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  7. Dr.KennethNoisewaterAugust 14, 2011 at 5:49 PM

    Also, shouldn't it be "continues?"

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  8. Smut ClydeAugust 14, 2011 at 6:38 PM

    Either is correct.

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  9. GentlewomanAugust 15, 2011 at 12:07 PM

    Wot nice chaps.

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  10. Big Bad Bald BastardAugust 15, 2011 at 3:50 PM

    How about jokes concerning cabbage head?

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