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Thursday, August 4, 2011

Oh gentlemen, with your fish That you surround, all around

Candygram for Saint Zenobius!
The idea with the headgear is to protect the bishops from shark attack. It is a well-known fact that the Paduan Land Shark prefers to attack its victims from behind, so they are safe as long as the shark thinks they are staring back at it.

This duck rabbit is using the same strategy to protect itself from attack by a rabbit duck.





UPDATE: Bonus unexpected consequences:

Behold the sad fate of Bishop Polycarp, whose shark mask turned out to be (a) excessively realistic, and (2) showing an amorous expression.

15 comments:

  1. The idea with the headgear is to protect the bishops from shark attack.


    Candygram!

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  2. This duck rabbit is

    This means you see the rabbit half-full.

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  3. Candygram!
    I would never steal VS' joke and incorporate it in the main post. It must have been fish.

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  4. Typical. *shakes fist at fish* Hey. Say that fives times fast.

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  5. That,that,that,that,that.
    Yeah, kinda funny

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  6. "That five times fast".
    What do I win?

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  7. What the HELL?

    Was Michael Bay around to direct paintings in ye olden days?

    'Cause fuck....

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  8. Smut and AK are both banned. Yes, from their own blog.

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  9. Good, we'll got to Galtville and have a good blog with good readers, so!

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  10. Nobody notices when the bishops go missing because they aren't cute girls.

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  11. Was Michael Bay around to direct paintings in ye olden days?

    The first painting was so popular that he went on to direct three sequels.

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  12. Jaysus, that duck has a large occiput. What are you feeding it?

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  13. It is a well-known fact that the Paduan Land Shark prefers to attack its victims from behind, so they are safe as long as the shark thinks they are staring back at it.

    St Anthony was completely consumed, except for his tongue. He was warned not to try to convert the fishes, but he didn't listen.

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  14. Preaching to the fishes? I suspect that you are confusing St. Anthony with Bishop Polycarp.

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