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Sunday, December 11, 2011

"Steenkin' badges, education and thought control." "I'll take 'things we don't need no' for $200, Alex."

The story to fit this headline has not turned up yet. I blame fish.
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12 comments:

  1. Dr.KennethNoisewaterDecember 11, 2011 at 4:32 AM

    If there were an "r" a the end of "badge" I could provide you with SO MUCH content.

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  2. ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®©December 11, 2011 at 6:19 AM

    We don't need no steenkin' badgers!

    See, vs, it's all in the mind's eye.
    ~

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  3. Hamish MackDecember 11, 2011 at 11:08 AM

    Damn you fish! Release this most excellent story or feel the wrath of macaroni pictures!!
    Maybe even SPRAY PAINTED macaroni pictures!

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  4. mikeyDecember 11, 2011 at 11:46 AM

    I'm sorry, Mr. Clyde, if that IS your real name. You didn't answer in the form of a question. You must now remove your trousers.

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  5. Smut ClydeDecember 11, 2011 at 11:52 AM

    What trousers?

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  6. Hamish MackDecember 11, 2011 at 11:56 AM

    "The trousers in the bag beside you" he whispered.

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  7. Big Bad Bald BastardDecember 11, 2011 at 4:58 PM

    We don't need no steenkin' badgers!
    We don't need no mustelids!
    No rabid weasels in the zoo, man!
    Keeper, leave those beasts alone.

    Zookeeper, leave those beasts alone!
    Pound for pound, you're just another den in the ground.

    Needs work...

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  8. zombie rotten mcdonaldDecember 12, 2011 at 6:58 AM

    I am a little disappointed that Bastard did not link to a related Jack Vance story.

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  9. zombie rotten mcdonaldDecember 12, 2011 at 6:58 AM

    Excuse me, I meant lonk.

    But I do not blame fish. I blame myself. I shall be throwing myself off a bridge forthwith.

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  10. fishDecember 12, 2011 at 1:12 PM

    The story you (and VS) were looking for.

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  11. Smut ClydeDecember 12, 2011 at 2:45 PM

    I was surprised that BBBB hasn't mentioned Hildegrin the corpse-delver.

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  12. Big Bad Bald BastardDecember 12, 2011 at 4:52 PM

    I was surprised that BBBB hasn't mentioned Hildegrin the corpse-delver.

    I was too busy fetching an avern... gotta go, the Sanguinary Field awaits!

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