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Sunday, February 12, 2012

NINJA SKWIRL

We tried to warn you about the danger of militarised cyber-squirrels, but did anyone listen? Did they bog-roll.
A hazel nut can be a deadly weapon when hurled with prosthetic-limb strength and servo-mechanism precision.
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I hope there are no furries out there who happen to find this picture a turn-on. We will be using the Riddled Dream Machine to monitor our readers' sleep. You dirty dirty people only have yourselves to blame. The Owl of Miniver flies at dusk.

1. Owl of Miniver.

2. Not the Owl of Miniver (just another owl-costumed dream-policing vigilante).
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20 comments:

  1. alisonFebruary 12, 2012 at 12:43 AM

    No dissing Beatrix Potter!

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  2. ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®©February 12, 2012 at 4:15 AM

    The Dream Police are coming to take the furries away!
    ~

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  3. fishFebruary 12, 2012 at 5:48 AM

    Moar Cheap Trick references.

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  4. JenniferFebruary 12, 2012 at 7:27 AM

    You need a Helping ZRM tag on this.

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  5. zombie rotten mcdonaldFebruary 12, 2012 at 9:49 AM

    Hmpf. I have been LOUDLY WARNING about the depredations of those bushy-tailed nut-cracking sonofabitches for YEARS now.

    Shall not be back. Frealz.

    Also, even Ninja Squirrel can't hang on forever.

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  6. mikeyFebruary 12, 2012 at 9:55 AM

    Oh, they can study, they can work out, training their tiny furry bodies to the peak of physical perfection, they can study until they have the mathmatical expertise and engineering skills to build advanced weapons from twigs and nuts, they can develop social and team-based strategies that allow them to bring their numbers to bear on specific challenges in their little Skwirl worlds, but alas, it will be to no avail.

    Ocelot will always defeat Skwirl, and as long as Ocelot patrols mikeyworld, the likely future for any of the Skwirls is a lunch invitation...

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  7. Substance McGravitasFebruary 12, 2012 at 12:05 PM

    I prefer my teeny squirrel shaken, not stirred.

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  8. zombie rotten mcdonaldFebruary 12, 2012 at 12:21 PM

    I think the one in that viddy was both, SubMac.

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  9. zombie rotten mcdonaldFebruary 12, 2012 at 12:22 PM

    Also, shaken not skwirled.

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  10. zombie rotten mcdonaldFebruary 12, 2012 at 12:36 PM

    Moar related.

    We are so fucked. Giant Purple Ninja Dervish Squirrels are coming to kill us all. And who's to say we don't deserve it?

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  11. Smut ClydeFebruary 12, 2012 at 12:37 PM

    Moar Cheap Trick references.

    I think mr fish will find that the "Dream Police" strip was appearing in 'Heavy Metal' before Cheap Trick appropriated the name for an album.

    He will also find that the Danish punk / metal band "Dream Police" have been around even longer, since 1978.

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  12. Smut ClydeFebruary 12, 2012 at 12:38 PM

    You need a Helping ZRM tag on this.

    He gets cranky if he does not feel helped.

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  13. zombie rotten mcdonaldFebruary 12, 2012 at 12:52 PM

    He gets cranky if ....




    Almost anything could go there, couldn't it?

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  14. tigrisFebruary 12, 2012 at 3:29 PM

    Ocelot will always defeat Skwirl

    Is this a partial rule guide for the furry version or rock-paper-scissors?

    Also: ballet photos from the all-natural Nutcracker?

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  15. Dr.KennethNoisewaterFebruary 12, 2012 at 6:05 PM

    I guess I'm confused about the threat these skirls pose. They seem slightly more dangerous than the dance-fighters in "West Side Story." I mean, what are they going to do--jazz-hands us to death?

    Fuck, I'm not scared. Have you SEEN my jazz hands? They're deadly.

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  16. Mentis FugitFebruary 12, 2012 at 10:25 PM

    How do you titillate an ocelot?

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  17. Substance McGravitasFebruary 12, 2012 at 10:29 PM

    Have the titmouse sing an awful lot.

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  18. Smut ClydeFebruary 13, 2012 at 1:17 AM

    How do you oscillate a SHUT UP SMUT

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  19. tigrisFebruary 13, 2012 at 7:53 AM

    Ocelot beats squiggle which beats titmouse which beats ocelot. Smut's book probably tells each creature's allegorical meaning.

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  20. Scott ChansoderFebruary 15, 2012 at 8:21 AM

    The Ninja Squirl is simply neutralised by deft use of a mousetrap-driven beer bottle cunningly disguised as a barstool...

    http://www.brewdog.com/uploaded_images/brewdog_taxidermy211_534.jpg

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