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Friday, March 16, 2012

Down the river there’s a ship will carry the Dream of the flood

The thrones of the ancient river-gods are vacant now, far too large to seat any human, not to mention the anatomical differences, with the human skeleton being less well-articulated and possessed of only one pelvis per spine. But one day the old gods will return and take up their seats of power again, in accordance with the prophecy.

Remember, any sentence sounds more impressive when you finish it with the words "IN ACCORDANCE WITH THE PROPHECY".
Especially recommended for job interviews.
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13 comments:

  1. zombie rotten mcdonaldMarch 16, 2012 at 8:34 AM

    There's a dead squirrel here, I will just mail it to you Smut Clyde. In ACCORDANCE WITH THE PROPHECY.

    You're right. That works swell.

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  2. RachelMarch 16, 2012 at 8:51 AM

    Love and Rockets, IN ACCORDANCE WITH THE PROPHECY:

    http://youtu.be/_ilw1YUWhyE

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  3. Sirius LunacyMarch 16, 2012 at 9:08 AM

    I will be in my bunk In ACCORDANCE WITH THE PROPHECY.

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  4. Substance McGravitasMarch 16, 2012 at 9:49 AM

    I don't get this IN ACCORDANCE WITH THE PROPHECY.

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  5. ckc (not kc)March 16, 2012 at 11:28 AM

    I'm losing my hair IN ACCORDIONS WITH THE PROPECIA

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  6. Hamish MackMarch 16, 2012 at 11:58 AM

    The squirrel is dead IN ACORN DANCE WITH THE PROPOFOL!!

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  7. zombie rotten mcdonaldMarch 16, 2012 at 12:28 PM

    You're a bunch of loonies.

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  8. RachelMarch 16, 2012 at 1:05 PM

    The squirrel is dead IN UNICORN WITH THE PROFLIGATE.

    http://youtu.be/oBFQg7P5YKw

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  9. Pupienus MaximusMarch 16, 2012 at 1:24 PM

    I won't comment ON ACCOUNT OF PROCRASTINATION.

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  10. tigrisMarch 16, 2012 at 2:03 PM

    You're a bunch of loonies.

    In concordance with the poopery.

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  11. mikeyMarch 16, 2012 at 2:26 PM

    As the great Miwok leader Roundhead RunningNose is said to have pronounced, He No Corn Dance with Pro Hissy, which is understood to be a warning to women to maintain good relations with their spouse...

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  12. RachelMarch 16, 2012 at 4:12 PM

    And from Bach to ye gods,
    IN A CHORD DANCE WITH THE PROFESSEE.

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  13. Big Bad Bald BastardMarch 16, 2012 at 6:37 PM

    Gorbachev sings tractors, IN ACCORDANCE WITH THE PROPHECY!

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