Ha, let us remove the Dimensional Controller that keeps the inside bigger than the outside!
Update: HAPPY 5TH BIRTHDAY, Maru.
The bottle is then riddled, so that the lees settles in the neck of the wine bottle... Manual riddling is still done for Prestige Cuvées in Champagne... mechanised riddling equipment (a gyropalette) is used instead. (Wikipedia)
Tymelordz can haz cheeseburger?
ReplyDeletePolice kitty will arrest you for spilling sekrit!
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ReplyDeleteI still think there's something funky going on in Japan. All their cartoony things are incredibly adorable, but somehow all their REAL THINGS are too. What the fuck are they doing over there? I don't trust it. I don't trust it at all. Maru breaks, like, every Cuteness meter around. I don't trust it.
ReplyDeleteI get a warm feeling when I think about all the tentacles.
ReplyDeleteAll their cartoony things are incredibly adorable, but somehow all their REAL THINGS are too. What the fuck are they doing over there? I don't trust it. I don't trust it at all.
ReplyDeleteThey have a minister of cuteness, and anyone running out of cuteness can purchase more from a vending machine.
Did someone say tentacles?
ReplyDeleteBonus cuteness for VS.
ReplyDeleteI'm not buying the Dimensional Controller bit, but it is impressive that your cat is so skilled at photo-shopping itself into amusing scenes. Most cats don't get more proficient than making those grammatically incorrect and poorly spelled lol cats thingies. Mara is clearly a cat of superior intelligence with an eye for incongruity.
ReplyDeleteFor those who are not Old-School Dr Who followers, the story behind the original of Figure 2:
ReplyDeleteAnother Time Lord, driving a slightly more-advanced Tardis with a working Chameleon Circuit, is playing silly buggers with Earth's history, in violation of the Prime Directive. The Doctor [the first Doctor; the Regeneration plot device had not yet been introduced] steals the Dimensional Controller, so Tardis #2 is now as small on the inside as it is on the outside. The episode ends with the time meddler looking mournfully through the door that he cannot enter -- an Alice-in-Wonderland image -- unable to return to his own time and planet.
Probably the scene stuck in my mind from childhood because I knew exactly how he felt.
TODAY IS MARU'S 5TH BIRTHDAY.
I think Maru has sold out. The blue ear hat thing??
ReplyDeleteIt was inevitable, A.K.
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wow. that's....kind of comprehensive, Smut.
ReplyDeleteYou don't sleep much, do you?
Also, Maru could do the same thing using other technology.
ReplyDeleteAlso could be replicated with earth-standard power tools, but maybe a bit messier....
Another Time Lord, driving a slightly more-advanced Tardis with a working Chameleon Circuit, is playing silly buggers with Earth's history, in violation of the Prime Directive.
ReplyDeleteYou really can't blame the later Doctor for wiping all of them out.
I rate for Doctor Who posting in any case.
ReplyDeleteI'd like to see Maru pictured on some commercial dock toying mercilessly with a widdo squid!
ReplyDeleteYou don't sleep much, do you?
ReplyDeleteOnly physically.