It's "Mosaic" because there is no cheese slice to react in a noxious anti-Leviticus synergy with the meat component of the burger .
Someone in the advertising agency think they're so clever.
Foteau from here.
Also belatedly UPDATED with bonus
The bottle is then riddled, so that the lees settles in the neck of the wine bottle... Manual riddling is still done for Prestige Cuvées in Champagne... mechanised riddling equipment (a gyropalette) is used instead. (Wikipedia)
Shit, we never get the good stuff from Mickey D's. In the United Snakes, it's all McRibs & shakes that make your poop green.
ReplyDeleteI hear the keas go nuts for it.
ReplyDeleteNext up in racist marketing:
ReplyDeleteMcFried Rice:
"Lice is so gleat!" (make squinty eyes when saying this)
McHindi Veggie Burger:
"Just follow the bouncing dot on your head!"
McIrish Burger:
"Great hangover food after you had one (or ten) too many Guinesses."
The McDouble is a nasty overcooked double burger with some sort of imitation cheese product on top to make it seem like it isn't a bunch of burnt grease.
ReplyDelete/ recently tried one, for the halibut
P.S. There is no halibut.
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Huh. I s'pose.
ReplyDeleteBut I figured that it was a "mosaic" out of homage to that noted Moroccan Marc Andreesen...
"If you think we make beef unappealing and unhealthy, just try our lamb!"
ReplyDeleteAhhhh belly dancing! I had not seen that. It's funny because they do belly dancing in Morrocco and McD's make your belly swell up.
ReplyDeleteAlthough, I will say that a good, well-prepared lamb burger is richer and more interesting than about anything you can do with beef. Although the WackyWiki informs me that Moroccan lamb store their fat in their tails and therefore don't have the 'pungent flavor' of western lamb.
ReplyDeleteWell fuck it then. Let the goddam things grow into sheep and make cheese instead...
Vera's does some tasty lamb burgers.
ReplyDeleteIt's funny because they do belly dancing in Morrocco
ReplyDelete-- Morocco being the same place as Egypt and Turkey.
Though it does appear from teh Google that belly dancing is developing a following in Morocco, its popularity raised by Shakira concerts and by UK belly-dancing troupes.
Morocco being the same place as Egypt and Turkey. Well, all being filed under "foreign".
ReplyDeleteVera's is uncomplicated. I like that in binder women.
ReplyDeleteChili Cheese Dog “Ya got your chili...ya got your cheese.”
A.K., what's all this I read about "occasional forgetfulness" being part of ‘ordinary kiwi guy, everyman charm’?
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Well, let me see, I got it written down somewhere, hold on...
ReplyDeleteits popularity raised by Shakira
ReplyDeleteIt's always Shakira.
Resist the spread of Shakira Law
ReplyDeleteIt's always Shakira.
ReplyDeleteClause 1 of the Riddled Mission Statement.
McG, tell Vera that the full line is, "You can lick our chops but you can't beat our meat."
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