

Repeated concussive impingements between the face and the palm agitate the little atoms of faceness and atoms of palmyness and induce them to commingle preteritely. It is a perfectly prehensible consequence of the Atomic Theory. In the fullness of time you have a face that is at least 50% palm and a hand that that is 50% face, and there is little prospect of ever bringing the ratio down below 40%.
Images stolen from here and here where they were just lying around asking for it.
...I guess I'd better keep my hand out of my pants
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It is a perfectly prehensible consequence of the Atomic Theory.
ReplyDeleteAs plain as the nose on your hand.
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...I guess I'd better keep my hand out of my pants
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