Monday, March 4, 2013

Spicing up the relationship -- UR DOIN IT RONG

An Invercargill man died in hospital of head injuries a week after a woman hit him in the face with a pepper grinder, a High Court jury was told.

Police described it as "a case of aggravated assalt", and described the grinder-hurling as a performance "that should only be attempted by seasoned professionals".

15 comments:

  1. One neighbor commented, "It was only a matter of thyme. He had it cumin."

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  2. I don't think I can mustard up enthusiasm for yet another pun thread.

    Just thinking about it gives me chives.

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  3. It's sad when one's relationship becomes a tedious grind.

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  4. aggravated assalt

    I don't think the salt really cared one way or another.

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  5. he should have kept his pepper in his pants

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  6. J-, feel free to "ahem" Mr. Thunderpants

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  7. How long dill another post?

    Mr McGravitas is attempting to curry favour with us.

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  8. But oregano readers will know that he is saffron under an illusion.

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  9. damn. I think I've been upsaged by the variety of clever puns on this thread. Ahh variety, the spi...clunk

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