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Saturday, May 25, 2013

The three warning signs of merry minstrelsy

1. Merry din.
2. The bride, red as a rose.
3. The loud bassoon.

Contact the authorities immediately if two or more of these signs are evident. Merry minstrelsy is dangerous and should under no circumstances be approached.
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10 comments:

  1. ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®©May 25, 2013 at 5:06 AM

    4. Dead albatross
    ~

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  2. ckc (not kc)May 25, 2013 at 6:41 AM

    5. Bucke verteth

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  3. MandosMay 25, 2013 at 7:00 AM

    Mmmm, bassooon.

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  4. tigrisMay 25, 2013 at 7:17 AM

    Are skin conditions causative to minstrelsy or resultant? Wait, is she the one playing the bassoon?

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  5. A buckMay 25, 2013 at 1:36 PM

    5. Bucke verteth

    Yeah, right, blame me.

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  6. Hamish MackMay 25, 2013 at 1:40 PM

    6. People calling other people "nuncle"

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  7. YastreblyanskyMay 25, 2013 at 5:08 PM

    Wait, is she the one playing the bassoon?

    No, she is one of the eftsoons.

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  8. H. Rumbold, Master BarberMay 25, 2013 at 5:10 PM

    7. Any permutation on the set {hey, ho, nony, o}.

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  9. Big Bad Bald BastardMay 25, 2013 at 9:42 PM

    8. Infernal tootling

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  10. Smut ClydeMay 26, 2013 at 1:41 AM

    she is one of the eftsoons

    Imma fairly sure that the bride -- however red -- is not a salamander because that would be just wrong.

    5. Bucke verteth

    Truth be known, "I-cumin in" is a crucial part of the recipe for the next batch of Special Spiced Ale.

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