Saturday, May 25, 2013

The three warning signs of merry minstrelsy

1. Merry din.
2. The bride, red as a rose.
3. The loud bassoon.

Contact the authorities immediately if two or more of these signs are evident. Merry minstrelsy is dangerous and should under no circumstances be approached.

10 comments:

  1. Are skin conditions causative to minstrelsy or resultant? Wait, is she the one playing the bassoon?

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  2. 5. Bucke verteth

    Yeah, right, blame me.

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  3. 6. People calling other people "nuncle"

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  4. Wait, is she the one playing the bassoon?

    No, she is one of the eftsoons.

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  5. 7. Any permutation on the set {hey, ho, nony, o}.

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  6. she is one of the eftsoons

    Imma fairly sure that the bride -- however red -- is not a salamander because that would be just wrong.

    5. Bucke verteth

    Truth be known, "I-cumin in" is a crucial part of the recipe for the next batch of Special Spiced Ale.

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