2. A fine tooth comb. Only suitable for baleen whales. Oh sure, you could give any old tooth-comb, but it's $mas so you might as well go the extra mile and pay for a fine one.
3. A scramble suit. WITH TASSELS.
The bottle is then riddled, so that the lees settles in the neck of the wine bottle... Manual riddling is still done for Prestige Cuvées in Champagne... mechanised riddling equipment (a gyropalette) is used instead. (Wikipedia)
Thursday, December 18, 2014
Gift Ideas for the Whale in your life
1. Cephalopod head-wear.
Hey lookit me everyone! I are Pacman ghost! I are octopus! Please not eat me! HURR HURR
2. A fine tooth comb. Only suitable for baleen whales. Oh sure, you could give any old tooth-comb, but it's $mas so you might as well go the extra mile and pay for a fine one.
3. A scramble suit. WITH TASSELS.
4. Not that we are trying to increase the search traffic we receive for "cetacean asphyxiation porn".
2. A fine tooth comb. Only suitable for baleen whales. Oh sure, you could give any old tooth-comb, but it's $mas so you might as well go the extra mile and pay for a fine one.
3. A scramble suit. WITH TASSELS.
cetacean asphyxiation porn
ReplyDeleteYou are number one with a bullet, S.C.
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I tell ya these young whales, ya get them in group and ask them what they want and it's all "ipod this and ipod that"
ReplyDeleteWhat do you call a cetacean phallus formed into a loop with a half twist?
ReplyDeleteWell played, Master Barber!
ReplyDeleteHR,MB:
ReplyDeleteOne-sided.
...also Mobias(s)ed.
ReplyDeleteNot that we are trying to increase the search traffic we receive for "cetacean asphyxiation porn"
ReplyDeleteUm, this is not why I am here. Really. Stop looking at me like that.
How many people does it take to circumcise a whale?
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