The lede in The Star, Kuala Lumpur illustrates different national preoccupations:
"PETALING JAYA: Former Malaysian High Commission staff Mohammed Rizalman Ismail admitted in a High Court in Wellington, New Zealand on Friday to smoking cannabis and buying synthetic cannabis.
Rizalman, then a second warrant officer, said he believed in black magic but denied defecating outside the victim's house to put a spell on her."
My favorite sentence from their report: "Rizalman denied being sexually interested in the two female shop assistants at Cosmic on Cuba, nor in the strippers in Mermaids."
The lede in The Star, Kuala Lumpur illustrates different national preoccupations:
ReplyDelete"PETALING JAYA: Former Malaysian High Commission staff Mohammed Rizalman Ismail admitted in a High Court in Wellington, New Zealand on Friday to smoking cannabis and buying synthetic cannabis.
Rizalman, then a second warrant officer, said he believed in black magic but denied defecating outside the victim's house to put a spell on her."
My favorite sentence from their report:
"Rizalman denied being sexually interested in the two female shop assistants at Cosmic on Cuba, nor in the strippers in Mermaids."
It must be a typo, he was casting a smell.
ReplyDeleteYou can't dust poop for prints.
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ReplyDelete...tell that to (non-Japanese) cetacean researchers, particularly a black labrador retriever named Tucker(...and the dog shits in the tucker box, nine miles from Gundagai!). Also dog poo prints