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Saturday, December 12, 2015

Best lede EVAH

Full story here. What more is there to say?

4 comments:

  1. The lede in The Star, Kuala Lumpur illustrates different national preoccupations:

    "PETALING JAYA: Former Malaysian High Commission staff Mohammed Rizalman Ismail admitted in a High Court in Wellington, New Zealand on Friday to smoking cannabis and buying synthetic cannabis.

    Rizalman, then a second warrant officer, said he believed in black magic but denied defecating outside the victim's house to put a spell on her."

    My favorite sentence from their report:
    "Rizalman denied being sexually interested in the two female shop assistants at Cosmic on Cuba, nor in the strippers in Mermaids."

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  2. It must be a typo, he was casting a smell.

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  3. Smut
    ...tell that to (non-Japanese) cetacean researchers, particularly a black labrador retriever named Tucker(...and the dog shits in the tucker box, nine miles from Gundagai!). Also dog poo prints

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