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Friday, February 12, 2016

Valentine's Day

I am quietly confident that the Frau Doktorin will be turned on by my Sexy Banana-Slug Costume.

9 comments:

  1. You should, however, memorize your lines, as relying on that prompt-book device will make it difficult to gaze into her eyes at appropriate moments.

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  2. Don't knock it Yaz, it got Obama the presidency... twice!

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  3. Must credit big sister's blog!
    http://sci.waikato.ac.nz/bioblog/2016/01/the-strange-sx-lives-of-leopard-banana-slugs.shtml

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  4. OBS has notified me of this blog's odd silence on the matter of Antonin "Fat Tony" Scalia's demise. There are some viable theories for how Obammy managed to silently slay the morbidly obese 79 year old jurist in his (the jurist's) sleep, but they are all lacking in that ... certain je ne sais quoi that is often exuded from here into the Intertrons.

    Me, I figure he used his time machine again. Somehow.

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  5. Actual copulation is preceded by a range of somewhat slimy courtship & precopulatory displays

    Ahh, just like humans with their "night clubs."
    ~

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  6. Image needs an accompanying AAAAAOOOOOOGGGGAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!! sound.

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  7. That image is nothing like a banana slug. You have been sadly deceived.

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